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The Curator of Schlock #378: Time Bandits

The things we watch as kids. Oliver! often made the rounds in my parents’ VCR. It taught me many things such as not asking for more gruel from a portly man wearing a Napoleon hat. He will sing a song about how awful you are in front of the other orphans. Then he’ll take you out in… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #367: Labyrinth

I have to confess something. I don’t have rose colored glasses when it comes to the 1980s. It was the age of Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, and Herself the Elf. Also, don’t get me started on Cabbage Patch Kids. I found them disgusting then. I find them disgusting now. I didn’t like cute things. I liked monsters. Fortunately, tonight’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #366: The Dark Crystal

Does anyone remember that time Kenny Rogers guest starred on The Muppet Show? He performed “The Gambler” in front of a live audience. Instead of Kermit or Gonzo or Fozzie Bear, he shares the train compartment with three muppets designed to look like old men. There are times during his performance, Kenny Rogers is fighting not… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #365: The NeverEnding Story

As many of you know, I had lost my Beanie Baby collection due to that fracas at the Museum of Schlock. But that’s okay. I have a new obsession. Labubu! I just love those little rascals. I have Tycoco, Lychee Berry, Green Grape, Puca, Zizi, and Zymomo. I built a custom oak shelf above my… Continue reading
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MCClurg’s Musicalia #158: Cradle to Candle

Sublime eclectic mayhem. That’s been my playlist project and musical life, one that begins with The Muppet Movie soundtrack and later involves performing hymns, death metal, surf, and bluegrass. I’ve played in theaters, tents, and basements, for multi-stage festivals and squirrel rodeos. I’ve written and recorded music for The Drunken Odyssey. Sublime eclectic mayhem. A… Continue reading
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Aesthetic Drift #35: The Ataraxy of Influence

by DMETRI KAKMI In 2006 I excavated a troubled past by writing Mother Land, a fictionalised memoir about my family’s life on Bozcaada, a Turkish island. Childhood memories clashed with my life as an editor at Penguin Books. Some weeks I had one foot in Turkey and one foot in Australia. Sometimes, my sanity seemed at breaking point. I doubted the… Continue reading
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