The Lists #33 by John King

Books I’ll regret not writing

1. On the Hubris of Magic Sparrows
2. Long Night’s Journey into Happy Hour
3. The Devil’s Pancakes
4. Dance of the Planets
5. Dole Whip: The Movie (A Novelization)
6. Pawing the Chords of a Half-Remembered Violin
7. Archaic Memories of Minnesota from the Spork Dynasty 

John King (Episode, well, all of them) holds a PhD in English from Purdue University, and an MFA from New York University.