Sozzled Scribbler

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #22 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 5 December 2020 I’m writing from Saint School. It’s located in the bush outside the township of Maldon, Victoria. The latter is a state in Australia, for those who don’t know geography, which is just about everyone in the USA, n’est-ce pas? Calm down. Continue reading

The Diaries of Saint Sozzled Scribbler #21 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 16 November 2020 In an exclusive interview with CNN’s silver-haired cutie-pie Anderson Cooper, Saint Sozzled Scribbler talks in a sonorous voice through a burning bush about Donald Trump. AC: As a saint of the Catholic Church, how do you feel about the Trump defeat Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #20 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 2 November 2020 Dear sad pathetic creature who has nothing better to do than to read this column, I have good news. It has finally happened. I have been recognised as a saint. The only questions is why it has taken so long. Given Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #18 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 October 2020 My amanuensis Derwent Klopovicki has a new book and he insists I interview him. Said he’d leave my employ if I didn’t, and to be honest it’s hard to find a good dog’s body nowadays. So here goes nothing. SS: So Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #17 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 15 September 2020 Hello, logophiles! It’s me, Mr Sozzled, your intrepid reporter from the borders of insanity, ringing in from a cave in the Khyber Pass. You guessed it. I was run out of Australia—yet again—by imbeciles after my last daring column, which apparently Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler As transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 3 September 2020 You’re wondering why I’m at Taco Bill’s restaurant in South Melbourne, dressed as a young woman named Tilda. I’ll paint a picture for you and then let the story tell itself. I’m with the founding members of Kill All Whites (KAW). Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #15 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 17 August 2020 Here I am back in the US of A, where self-expression is everything and no one gives a shit about anyone else. Ah, to breathe freedom’s air after being forced to wear a face mask by the fascist Australian government. Who Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #14 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 August 2020 Guess who I stumbled on while prowling in Melbourne’s Fitzroy Gardens? None other than Charles Baudelaire. ‘Charlie, my dear fellow,’ I cried. ‘I thought you were dead.’ ‘I am,’ quoth he. ‘That’s why I’m here.’ ‘Well said,’ was my jolly rejoinder. Continue reading

The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #13 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 17 July 2020 Recently the Canal+ TV series, War of the Worlds has been labelled alienist, a piece of hate, and cultural appropriation on social media. The respected broadcaster has been described as part of the earthling supremacist system, provoking riots in the US, Continue reading