The Lists #6 as told to John King
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MAGIC MONKEY’S PUMPKIN HOUR (In 3-D)
When Magic Monkey polishes its pumpkin, the stem spits out seeds that are diamonds, that each contain a glistening parable starring medieval Japanese babies. Dubbed into Icelandic from the Original Japanese.
COMPETITIVE EATING TODAY
Track the calories of the world’s hungriest competitors via satellite. Our commentators will place each dietary category in its proper competitive context.
Butter! Butter! Butter! Butter! Butter! Butter! Butter!
BREAKDANCING THE OKEEFENOKEE
A new reality series about the slow entry of this amazing trend into the swamps of Southern Georgia.
The return of the hit reality series. Two tribes of homicidal, illiterate teenagers (one tribe worships Taylor Swift, the other Justin Bieber) compete to save the soul of an iPhone.
A Terrible Channel Original Movie: KILLING BILL O’REILLY
Historians of Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Jesus Christ, and General George S. Patton send a cadre of orangutans with tire irons to assassinate the beloved pundit. Based on a true story.
John King (Episode, well, all of them) is a podcaster, writer, and ferret wrangler.