The Lists #31 by John King
New Year’s Resolutions
- Annihilate my persona. Use weapons if necessary.
- Shave off all my body hair, including eyebrows.
- Form an avant-garde Mariachi band.
- Become a professional spelunker.
- Explore Leon Redbone in mandala form.
- Eat more blueberries.
- Eat more blueberries.
- Re-edit Eyes Wide Shut, so the lightsaber duels are put back into the story.
- Eat more blueberries.
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John King (Episode, well, all of them) holds a PhD in English from Purdue University, and an MFA from New York University. He has reviewed performances for Shakespeare Bulletin.
What’s up with the blueberries?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
#s 6, 7 and 9. Eat more blueberries?