The Lists #36 by John King

Star Wars Movies Ranked, from Best to Worst

Having just seen The Rise of Skywalker, which made me miss the contributions of Michael Arndt, but was mostly pretty okay, here are The Drunken Odyssey’s current ranking of the Star Wars filmography.

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
4. The Force Awakens
5. The Return of the Jedi
6. The Rise of Skywalker
7. Solo: A Star Wars Story
8. Attack of the Clones
9. The Phantom Menace
10. Revenge of the Sith
11. Troops
12. The Star Wars Holiday Special
13. The Star Wars Holiday Special (Again)
14. Hitting Yourself in the Head with a Hammer
15. The Last Jedi

Please disagree with me in the comments below, though you’ll be wrong.

John King (Episode, well, all of them) holds a PhD in English from Purdue University, and an MFA from New York University.