Kung Fu

During our car chase for the assassin of the Banana-Man, I may cut in front of a cement truck, forcing the driver to slam on the brakes. A just-married couple was right behind him, driving in a brand new Ford Mustang. They crashed into the back of him, somehow triggering the truck to start pouring Continue reading

I’ve said this before, but I am not a Star Trek fan, but I did learn a bit about the series and philosophy from a dweeb whose head I used to dunk in the toilet on a regular basis back in high school. I learned about Vulcan philosophy and how logic dictates that the needs Continue reading

I was thinking that had I conjured up this tall tale of myself and a vigilante ninja trying to rid the Museum of Schlock of a vile gang and their wicked leader, the Goose Lord, I certainly would have lost the plot by introducing an undead zombie into the mix. But the story is true Continue reading