The Lists #25 by Patrick Jehle

How I Do my Bird

a. Stalk, disarm, and smother a swan until deceased.
2. Exult.
3. Learn to forgive yourself.
3. Stuff bird generously with explosives (whatever you have around the hovel).
d. Put in the oven and flee the house.
3. Strip, flap, soar, weep, and be free.


Patrick Jehle

Patrick Jehle (Episode 16) is a writer from Brooklyn living in Chicago. Don’t let him in your kitchen.