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The Curator of Schlock #386: The Black Windmill
The Curator of Schlock #386 by Jeff Shuster The Black Windmill Michael Caine versus Donald Pleasence’s mustache. I had blacked out after seeing the denizens of Mooseville devour a roasted kangaroo right in front of me. I came to. Larry was standing over me. He helped me up and told me his story. Apparently, Larry… Continue reading
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Buzzed Books #95: The Art of Soul, The Art of Raya and the Last Dragon, and The Art of Luca
Buzzed Books #95 by John King The Art of Soul, The Art of Raya and the Last Dragon, and The Art of Luca As a lifelong fan of Disney films, there’s not much nostalgia in my obsession. I have never found ways to make Condorman, The Fox and the Hound, or Herbie Does a Thing… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #385: Berlin Syndrome
The Curator of Schlock #385 by Jeff Shuster Berlin Syndrome Don’t go to Germany. There I was, in the middle of a crowd of malcontents gussied up in moose heads and moose leggings. The sound of a horn silenced the raucous crowd. Eight bare chested men emerged wearing executioner hoods carrying a huge aluminum dinner… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #384: Schlock
The Curator of Schlock #384 by Jeff Shuster Schlock Now that’s a movie title! I was stumbling around the town of Mooseville in the Canadian Province of Saskatchewan searching for my lost kangaroo, Edwige. I made my way to the festival in the town square, some kind Canadian Thanksgiving celebration. The whole scene reminded me… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #383: A Pistol for Ringo
The Curator of Schlock #383 by Jeff Shuster A Pistol for Ringo And Ringo was his name-o Larry had just revealed to me that Mooseville (a small town in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan) celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving by eating roast Marsupial, of which the species kangaroo is a member. I tore away from him toward… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #382: Texas, Adios
The Curator of Schlock #382 by Jeff Shuster Texas, Adios Goodbye Texas! Larry and I had dug our way out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. We made our way back into the town of Mooseville. I thought we should lay low, but Larry insisted it was okay. The townsfolk would be… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #381: Django, Prepare a Coffin
The Curator of Schlock #381 by Jeff Shuster Django, Prepare a Coffin Does lightning strike twice for the Django series? Yes, it does! I woke up to the sound of Larry slapping my face. “I thought you were a goner,” he said, pulling me upright. I gradually got to my feet, feeling like I had… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #380: Django
The Curator of Schlock #380 by Jeff Shuster Django Don’t bug the man dragging the coffin around. My friend Larry and I were trying to scale a Canadian prison wall using a rope made of used men’s briefs. I went first, inching my way ever so clumsily to the ground below. I was about halfway… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #378: Terror in a Texas Town
The Curator of Schlock #378 by Jeff Shuster Terror in a Texas Town Don’t bring a gun to a harpoon fight. I was trying to break out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan with Larry, a Don Knotts lookalike. Larry had spent the last ten years tunneling the walls of this place… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #377: Ronin
The Curator of Schlock #377 by Jeff Shuster Ronin More like this, please! I had lost all hope of escaping Mooseville, a small town in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan when a gentleman resembling Don Knotts broke into my prison cell decrying, “This isn’t the way out.” “Hey, can you get me out of here… Continue reading
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