The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #370: The Gruesome Twosome
The Curator of Schlock #370 by Jeff Shuster The Gruesome Twosome They had KFC in the 1960s? Edwige is on the mend and we should be back on the road soon. Who knew kangaroos had such delicate constitutions? I’ll make it up to her once we get to Saskatchewan. I wonder if they’ll give me… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #369: There’s Always Vanilla
The Curator of Schlock #369 by Jeff Shuster There’s Always Vanilla No, there isn’t. I had to bring Edwige, my kangaroo companion, to the vet. She was foaming at the mouth and acting all out of sorts. The vet asked me if she had eaten into anything strange. I told her I was feeding Edwige… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #368: The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
The Curator of Schlock #368 by Jeff Shuster The Red Queen Kills Seven Times Because eight times would be gauche. I made it through the Canadian border. I had to tie Edwige, my kangaroo companion, up in a potato sack so as to avoid the peeping eyes of the authorities. Edwige was none too pleased,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #367: The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave
The Curator of Schlock #367 by Jeff Shuster The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave That sounds ominous. I’m on the road again. I should be hitting that Canadian border any day now. I’ve been trying to get an I-Spy game going with Edwige, but she isn’t too responsive. I guess that’s on account… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #366: Death Walks at Midnight
The Curator of Schlock #366 by Jeff Shuster Death Walks at Midnight Also known as Cry Out in Terror I got my second vaccine shot yesterday and experienced some nasty fever dreams. I had a vision of Edwige beating me within an inch of my life to the delight of a cheering crowd in Madison… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #365: Death Walks on High Heels
The Curator of Schlock #365 by Jeff Shuster Death Walks on High Heels One of these days these heels are gonna walk all over you. Just one more week of Edwige, my kangaroo traveling companion, and I camping out in this abandoned shopping mall somewhere on the outskirts of Pittsburg. Next week, I get my… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #364
The Curator of Schlock #364 by Jeff Shuster The Ghoul Not the one with Boris Karloff. I’m busy wrapping pennies I found in the scummy water fountain at this abandoned mall I’ve been squatting in. I have a total of twenty one dollars and fifty cents so far. That’ll buy me two weeks of Oodles… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #363: Crimes of Passion
The Curator of Schlock #363 by Jeff Shuster Crimes of Passion Kathleen Turner and Anthony Perkins, together again for the first time. Hooray. Canada will start letting in fully vaccinated citizens and permanent residents of the United States beginning on August 9th. Good thing I got my first dose a few weeks back and will… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #362: The Zero Boys
The Curator of Schlock #362 The Zero Boys From zeroes to heroes in no time flat. Edwige and I have been exploring this abandoned mall somewhere on the outskirts of Pittsburgh. There was once a Spencer’s Gifts in this mall. Do any of you remember Spencer’s Gifts? I bought my first whoopee cushion at Spencer’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #360: The Children of the Corn
The Curator of Schlock #360 by Jeff Shuster The Children of the Corn He who walks behind the rows. I had to wrap Edwige in a woolen blanket and tell the officer she was my sick grandmother during a random police stop. The fuzz is still looking for the kangaroo who killed a man in… Continue reading
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