Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #326: Count Yorga, Vampire
The Curator of Schlock #326 by Jeff Shuster Count Yorga, Vampire Dracula moves to the suburbs. Celestial is a vampire! My hippie housemate is a vampire! She came home one night with some biker dude she picked up at a bar. Now, I wasn’t peeping or anything, but I happened to peek through the crack… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #325: Blood Feast
The Curator of Schlock #325 by Jeff Shuster Blood Feast Herschell Gordon Lewis. The man. The myth. The Legend. The food has been off in this place ever since Jervis made those sloppy Joes. He said it was a special ground meat blend, but I’ve never tasted meat like that in my life. And I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #324: Bloody Birthday
The Curator of Schlock $324 by Jeff Shuster Bloody Birthday Bad Seed times three. Indigo didn’t show up for our Thursday night checkers game. My housemate was nowhere to be found. I started searching the property and found his dead body tucked behind the tool shed. Too puncture marks were on his neck and I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #323: Hotel
The Curator of Schlock #323 by Jeff Shuster Hotel I am so confused. Okay. Things have gotten a bit strange around this old manor house somewhere in the state of Florida. Celestial went missing for a couple of days and then shows up in the middle of the night, pale as can be. Now she… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #331: Torso
The Curator of Schlock #331 by Jeff Shuster Torso Also known as The Bodies Bear Traces of Carnal Violence. Indigo, Saffron, and Celestial are working my last nerve! Celestial means well, but she keeps insisting we eat legumes every night. Saffron needs a close encounter with a bar a soap. Indigo keeps going on about… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #328: Fantasy Island
The Curator of Schlock #328 by Jeff Shuster Fantasy Island Bad, Blumhouse! Bad! Jervis is a liar! I pick the lock on the basement door (as I am a master of unlocking) and slowly creep down there during the wee hours of the night while Jervis is fast asleep. What do I find in the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #326: Underwater
The Curator of Schlock #326 by Jeff Shuster Underwater It’s like The Little Mermaid only totally different. I like to think I’m not a difficult house guest, but Grantchester is back on Masterpiece Mystery and I will not miss a single episode for anything! Unfortunately, we had quite a storm this past Sunday and I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #325: The Evil
The Curator of Schlock #325 by Jeff Shuster The Evil This is a bad place. I decided to go snooping around the mansion, see if there are any old family treasures that won’t be missed. I plan on adding a roller rink to the Museum of Schlock when I get back and those don’t come… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #324: Devil Dog
The Curator of Schlock #324 by Jeff Shuster Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell It’s like The Omen, but with a puppy in it. I try not to be a pain, but I merely requested that maybe Jervis could make some twice baked potatoes instead of scalloped potatoes the next time he prepares some fillet… Continue reading
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