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  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #32

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #32 Transcribed by a reluctant DMETRI KAKMI 10 June 2021 Hello, my lovelies. We haven’t spoken in a while and for that I apologise. I know from the mountains of fan mail I received that you miss me. What can I say? The truth, I guess. I have been…shall Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #31

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #31 Transcribed by a reluctant DMETRI KAKMI 23 May 2021 Because I am a style icon and the most startlingly beautiful proud binary cis-man in the known universe, I am often asked for diet and beauty tips, especially by freaks and aliens. And the occasional dictator. The following questionnaire Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #30

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #30 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 4 May 2021 Good morning, Universal Truth Seekers. Welcome to Uncle Hohelhoffer’s Nudist Retreat in the beautiful Dandenong Ranges, a half hour’s death defying drive through Narre Warren South, ghastly one minute, hideous the next. It’s – 4 degrees on the mountain and your Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #29

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #29 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 19 April 2021 To the members of the commonwealth and to all peoples of lowly status,  it is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of my dearly beloved cousin Prince Philip, the Queen’s husband of more than seven decades and a Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #28

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #28 as transcribed by Dmetri Kakmi 2 April 2021 How do you do, mein ubermensch? I have this minute returned from Mars. Why did I venture across such vast distances you ask? To meet Doctor Manhattan. Yes, the blue god himself from the Watchmen comics. Or ‘graphic novels’, as they Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #27

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #27 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 15 March 2021 Must fly. No time to talk. Going on holiday. Here’s the Proustie* Questionnaire I did for Vapidity Flair magazine. Make of it what you will. What is your idea of perfect happiness? Peering out of a drain near a primary school Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #26

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #26 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 March 2021 As an international celebrity, feted by the rich and dimwitted, and idolised by those who can’t afford private health care, I am often asked by media to comment on vital matters of the day. I am also a style icon, observed Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #25

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #25 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 15 February 2021 What follows is a phone conversation with my amanuensis, Dolmio Kukurbit, who is a cis-male and therefore lower down the evolutionary scale than us gender non-conforming people. The fact that he’s also one of those old fashioned homos makes it worse. Continue reading

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  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #24

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #24 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 February 2021 I’ve been on the run since John King leaked the Kamala Papers, which reveal that Joe Biden is Kamala Harris disguised as a white man. Oh, my dears, it caused quite the international scandal. I promised Kamala to withhold the revelations Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #23 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 15 December 2020 I think of death. What must it be like for mortals to die? How must it feel? Is it scary or do you simply wink out, like candlelight, never knowing what happened or what it all meant? To make sense of Continue reading

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