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Sozzled Scribbler

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #12

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 July 2020 J. K. Rowling has been in the news a lot lately—for all the wrong reasons, I might add. As a responsible member of the global community I felt the need to approach this much loved, yet divisive figure, to find out what Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #11

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #11 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 15 June 2020 Further to my highly influential interviews with world leaders (which have become the talk of the planet), this month I peek into the mind of Jacinta Ardern, Prime Minister of New Zealand and all round goody two shoes. We met at Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #10

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #10 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 June 2020 Drastic times call for drastic measures. A cliche but true. It’s more important now than ever before to know what world leaders think. That is why I follow last month’s interview with Papa (Do-As-I Tell-You-Or-I-Will-Shoot-You) Xi of China with perhaps the Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #9

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 12 May 2020 To amend for the frivolities of the past and in an effort to contribute to the betterment of humanity, I secured a private interview with Xi Jinping, President of the People’s Republic of China. I met the Lord of Ten Thousand Years Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #8

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #8 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 1 May 2020 My bosom buddy Dorothy Parker said don’t put all your eggs in one bastard. Now I know why. Following my shock revelations about the coronavirus (see Sozzled Scribbler 16 April 2020), the rich turned on me with a viciousness that hasn’t Continue reading

  • The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #7

    The Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #7 Transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 16 April 2020 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to my press conference. I called you to my private rooms at the Hotel Cortez to make possibly the most shocking revelation of our times. The coronavirus pandemic is a hoax, a ruse, a Continue reading

  • The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #4

    The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #4 As transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 19 February 2020 Melania Trump rang. She and I go back a long way—since her modelling days in Milan. We share ways to annoy the extra-sensitive left-wing media. I’m her go-to man for fashion tips (you can blame me for the disastrous Continue reading

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  • The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #3

    The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #3 As transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 2 February 2020 Summer time in Melbourne means one thing: Fire! Oh, all right, it means the Melbourne Open. As it happens I went to the Rod Laver Arena with the former Prince Harry to watch the scrumptious Serena Williams play opposite Continue reading

  • The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #2

    The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #2 As transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI 19 January 2020 The Sozzled Scribbler sizzles as the Great Southern Land burns. People are, of course, upset and yours truly thinks, What a bunch of whingers. What happened to the great Australian spirit? Let the fires burn, I say. Only good Continue reading

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  • The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler #1

    The Anonymous Diaries of a Sozzled Scribbler As transcribed by DMETRI KAKMI January 2020 Now that Prince Andrew has stepped down from Official Duties he has time to see me more often. As it happens we were taking lunch at the Savage Club, an exclusive gentlemen’s retreat in the heart of Melbourne, when a gruff Continue reading

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