The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #95: American Ninja 2
The Curator of Schlock #95 by Jeff Shuster American Ninja 2: The Confrontation I take it the first American Ninja movie didn’t have a confrontation. Happy 4th of July to my legion of readers! We here at The Museum of Schlock love the red, white, and blue as much as Paul Kersey’s Wildey Magnum so we’re… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #94: The Devil’s Rain
The Curator of Schlock #94 by Jeff Shuster The Devil’s Rain Shatner versus Satan? My money’s on Shatner! There are days I really don’t like my job as the Curator of Schlock, days where’s I’d rather just up and quit and raise ferrets for a living. That’s because every so often I run into… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #93: Race with the Devil
The Curator of Schlock #93 by Jeff Shuster Race with the Devil Fonda and Oates. Need I say more? I guess I do need to say more, otherwise I’ll have a seven-word review. 1975’s Race with the Devil from director Jack Skarrett was a nice surprise. The Internet dubs this movie as an “occult thriller” which is what… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #92: To The Devil…A Daughter
The Curator of Schlock #92 by Jeff Shuster To The Devil…A Daughter (Seriously, what’s with the ellipses?) We continue on with Satan Month here at the Museum of Schlock. I think last week’s movie was a bit of a rip-off since there weren’t any actual Satanists in it. There was a dwarf named Hercules who might… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #91: The Devil Within Her
The Curator of Schlock #91 by Jeff Shuster The Devil Within Her, or The Movie Critic who Wants to Claw his Own Eyes Out within Me There’s a rumor going around that your Curator of Schlock went on a megalomaniacal rant after hearing that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen would not be reprising their role of Michelle… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #90: The Legend of Billie Jean
The Curator of Schlock #90 by Jeff Shuster The Legend of Billie Jean I’ve always loved outlaws or the idea of the outlaw. Maybe it’s because my dad was a police officer. The idea of a hero that is heroic for the defying the law has always fascinated me. Heroes like Robin Hood, Lupin the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #89: Supergirl
The Curator of Schlock #89 by Jeff Shuster Supergirl The Internet can’t seem to shut up about that trailer for that new Supergirl TV show. I don’t know. As someone who stuck it out through ten seasons of Smallville only to see Clark Kent put the suit on in the last ten minutes of the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #88: Mildred Pierce
The Curator of Schlock #88 by Jeff Shuster Mildred Pierce, or All’s Well That Ends Well? I covered a movie about Joan Crawford last week, so I thought it would fitting to cover a movie actually starring Joan Crawford this week. So I’ll review the one she won Best Actress for, Mildred Pierce. I have to admit,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #87: Mommy Dearest
The Curator of Schlock #87 by Jeff Shuster Mommy Dearest One of the problems with having older sisters is that they would occasionally get control of the cable box, and thus I was subjected to Mommie Dearest on more than one occasion. I had never even heard of Joan Crawford. I was a kid. The… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #86: Howard the Duck
The Curator of Schlock #86 by Jeff Shuster Okay. I guess I have to ramble on a bit about Howard the Duck. I always think of Blade as the first film adaptation of a Marvel comic, but as the film’s narrator at the start of the movie proclaims, “In the beginning there was Howard the… Continue reading
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