The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #400: To All a Goodnight
The Curator of Schlock #400 by Jeff Shuster To All a Goodnight David Hess returns to the Museum of Schlock. The Revenging Manta (the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando) was fishing around the corpse of Gary, the recently deceased corpse of a a fentanyl dealer disguised as a pizza delivery man. Manta found keys and… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #399: The Warriors
The Curator of Schlock #399 by Jeff Shuster The Warriors Skip the director’s cut. There I was, stuck in a bowling alley in the dead of night next to a decapitated fentanyl dealer. Actually, the guy wasn’t decapitated. His head had exploded after the Revenging Manta, a ninja vigilante from the downtown Orlando area, threw… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #398: Memory
The Curator of Schlock #398 by Jeff Shuster Memory That’s your movie title? You’re not even trying! Where was I? Oh, I was undercover at a bowling alley, trying to buy some fentanyl from a drug-pusher named Gary. “Where’s the money? I don’t have all day.” Gary said as he lifted up a turquoise bowling ball.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #397: Eight Legged Freaks
The Curator of Schlock #397 by Jeff Shuster Eight Legged Freaks Giant spider movie. “You want the pills, I need the dough,” the drug-pusher-disguised-as-a-pizza-delivery-guy said. I saw the name Gary engraved on his jacket. “Okay, Gary. Just give me a few minutes,” I said, trying to stall for time until the crazed vigilante ninja, The… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #396: Moonfall
The Curator of Schlock #396 by Jeff Shuster Moonfall This movie is a disaster. I mean this is a disaster movie. I was waiting at a bowling alley after dark. I was disguised as the owner, waiting for a fentanyl delivery. I heard a knock at the back and opened it to see a pizza… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #395: Virtuosity
The Curator of Schlock #395 by Jeff Shuster Virtuosity Never mind American Gangster–this is the Denzel Washington versus Russel Crowe movie you’ve been waiting for. The Revenging Manta and I had a plan to disrupt a fentanyl delivery at a bowling alley called Tech 13 Lanes in downtown Orlando. I was to pose as the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #394: Puzzle
The Curator of Schlock #394 by Jeff Shuster Puzzle Sausage festival. I thanked the Orlando area vigilante known as the Revenging Manta for saving my life and wished him the best of luck in his battle with the criminal gang known as the Iguana Consortium. I figured I would track down the nearest Comfort Inn… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #393: The Girl in Room 2A
The Curator of Schlock #393 by Jeff Shuster The Girl in Room 2A Beware of cults! The Revenging Manta, the self-appointed defender of downtown Orlando, gave me the skinny on the horrific plans of the crime syndicate known as the Iguana Consortium. I can’t go fully into the details. Let’s just say it involved lollipops,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #392: Naked Girl Killed in the Park
The Curator of Schlock #392 by Jeff Shuster Naked Girl Killed in the Park Was she killed by the house on the edge of the park? One doesn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Yes, I’m glad a crazed vigilante known as the Revenging Manta saved me from being beaten to death by a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #391: The Case of the Scorpions Tail
The Curator of Schlock #391 by Jeff Shuster The Case of the Scorpion’s Tail Money Money Money! The ruthless vigilante known as the Revenging Manta spilled his beans to me at a Waffle House. He was once a humble haberdasher and family man. He had a loving wife and young daughter until the Iguana Consortium,… Continue reading
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