The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #410: The Old Way
The Curator of Schlock #410 by Jeff Shuster The Old Way A Nic Cage Western I had spent the better part of the day grinding fentanyl tablets into a fine powder while wearing a gas mask. If I hadn’t known any better, I’d have thought I was involved in illegal activity, but there’s such a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #409: Splice
The Curator of Schlock #409 by Jeff Shuster Splice Scientists are stupid. After a hearty breakfast of Honey Nut Cheerios and skim milk, the Revenging Manta handed me a gas mask. He then brought forth one grinding bowl filled with fentanyl pills, the pills we had stolen the night before after the ninja vigilante slaughtered… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #408: Eve of Destruction
The Curator of Schlock #408 by Jeff Shuster Eve of Destruction She is very sensitive. The Revenging Manta, the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando, rigged up a hammock for me to sleep on. He took the hardwood floor. He didn’t have much furniture, kept extolling the virtues of minimalism before finally nodding off, his snores making… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #407: Morgan
The Curator of Schlock #407 by Jeff Shuster Morgan Scientists are stupid I woke up. I was lying on the floor of a strange apartment and reeling in pain from getting my arm dislodged from its socket by the Revenging Manta, the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando. I felt like I was going to die. … Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #406: 2023 Preview
The Curator of Schlock #406 by Jeff Shuster 2023 Preview I did a stupid thing. I overheard the Revenging Manta, the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando, playing the Moonlight Sonata on his Casio Keyboard. I decided to sneak up behind him while he was distracted, thinking I might take that mask off and get a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #405: Black Adam
The Curator of Schlock #405 by Jeff Shuster Black Adam Not Black Atom. I was making myself at home in the one bedroom apartment of the Revenging Manta, the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando. I examined his shelves and noticed a collection of Red Rose Tea figurines. The most prominent ones were woodland creatures and… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #404: Morbius
The Curator of Schlock #404 by Jeff Shuster Morbius It’s Morbin’ Time There I was in the secret hideout of the Revenging Manta, the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando. By secret hideout, I mean his one bedroom apartment. I went to take a shower, lathering up with Dove sensitive skin soap and massaging my follicles… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #403: Bloody New Year
The Curator of Schlock #403 by Jeff Shuster Bloody New Year Not so happy. After wading through ten miles of disgusting sewer water, the Revenging Manta and I opened a manhole to the surface. I was anxious to see the secret hideout of the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando. I was in dire need of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #402: Don’t Open Till Christmas
The Curator of Schlock #402 by Jeff Shuster Don’t Open Till [sic] Christmas Don’t Open Until Christmas There I was, wading through crapwaters of the Orlando sewer system. The sewer water went up to my knees and then to my waist and then to my chest. I was on my way to the secret hideout of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #401: Christmas Evil
The Curator of Schlock #401 by Jeff Shuster Christmas Evil Do you want to feel more depressed during the holidays? The Revenging Manta, the ninja vigilante of downtown Orlando, and I drove to his secret hideout. And his secret hideout was in the sewer. This is not the first place I would pick for a… Continue reading
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