The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #384: Schlock
The Curator of Schlock #384 by Jeff Shuster Schlock Now that’s a movie title! I was stumbling around the town of Mooseville in the Canadian Province of Saskatchewan searching for my lost kangaroo, Edwige. I made my way to the festival in the town square, some kind Canadian Thanksgiving celebration. The whole scene reminded me Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #383: A Pistol for Ringo
The Curator of Schlock #383 by Jeff Shuster A Pistol for Ringo And Ringo was his name-o Larry had just revealed to me that Mooseville (a small town in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan) celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving by eating roast Marsupial, of which the species kangaroo is a member. I tore away from him toward Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #382: Texas, Adios
The Curator of Schlock #382 by Jeff Shuster Texas, Adios Goodbye Texas! Larry and I had dug our way out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. We made our way back into the town of Mooseville. I thought we should lay low, but Larry insisted it was okay. The townsfolk would be Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #381: Django, Prepare a Coffin
The Curator of Schlock #381 by Jeff Shuster Django, Prepare a Coffin Does lightning strike twice for the Django series? Yes, it does! I woke up to the sound of Larry slapping my face. “I thought you were a goner,” he said, pulling me upright. I gradually got to my feet, feeling like I had Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #380: Django
The Curator of Schlock #380 by Jeff Shuster Django Don’t bug the man dragging the coffin around. My friend Larry and I were trying to scale a Canadian prison wall using a rope made of used men’s briefs. I went first, inching my way ever so clumsily to the ground below. I was about halfway Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #379: A Taste of Blood
The Curator of Schlock #379 by Jeff Shuster A Taste of Blood Stick with Uncle Herschel’s Favorite instead. So my new BFF Larry and I were trying to break out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. The two of us were hugging the outside wall, planning to scale it using a rope Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #378: Terror in a Texas Town
The Curator of Schlock #378 by Jeff Shuster Terror in a Texas Town Don’t bring a gun to a harpoon fight. I was trying to break out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan with Larry, a Don Knotts lookalike. Larry had spent the last ten years tunneling the walls of this place Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #377: Ronin
The Curator of Schlock #377 by Jeff Shuster Ronin More like this, please! I had lost all hope of escaping Mooseville, a small town in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan when a gentleman resembling Don Knotts broke into my prison cell decrying, “This isn’t the way out.” “Hey, can you get me out of here Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #376: House II: The Second Story
The Curator of Schlock #376 by Jeff Shuster House II: The Second Story Sequel in name only. There I was, stuck in a prison cell in the town of Mooseville in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. I figured some sort of trial awaited me for the crime of being a tad late with some factory Continue reading
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Episode 496: TDO vs. The Curator of Schlock #9
Episode 496 of The Drunken Odyssey, your favorite podcast about creative writing and literature is available on Apple podcasts, stitcher, spotify, or click here to stream (right click to download, if that’s your thing). On this week’s show, Jeff Shuster and I discuss the sensitive contribution to cinema that is Tokyo Gore Police. TEXTS DISCUSSED NOTES TDO listeners Continue reading
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