The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #364
The Curator of Schlock #364 by Jeff Shuster The Ghoul Not the one with Boris Karloff. I’m busy wrapping pennies I found in the scummy water fountain at this abandoned mall I’ve been squatting in. I have a total of twenty one dollars and fifty cents so far. That’ll buy me two weeks of Oodles… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #363: Crimes of Passion
The Curator of Schlock #363 by Jeff Shuster Crimes of Passion Kathleen Turner and Anthony Perkins, together again for the first time. Hooray. Canada will start letting in fully vaccinated citizens and permanent residents of the United States beginning on August 9th. Good thing I got my first dose a few weeks back and will… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #362: The Zero Boys
The Curator of Schlock #362 The Zero Boys From zeroes to heroes in no time flat. Edwige and I have been exploring this abandoned mall somewhere on the outskirts of Pittsburgh. There was once a Spencer’s Gifts in this mall. Do any of you remember Spencer’s Gifts? I bought my first whoopee cushion at Spencer’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #360: The Children of the Corn
The Curator of Schlock #360 by Jeff Shuster The Children of the Corn He who walks behind the rows. I had to wrap Edwige in a woolen blanket and tell the officer she was my sick grandmother during a random police stop. The fuzz is still looking for the kangaroo who killed a man in… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #359: Psychomania
The Curator of Schlock #359 by Jeff Shuster Psychomania Don’t look at me. I didn’t title it. So I went to fill up my tank with the gas I had stored in those plastic garbage bags a couple weeks back. I guess there was a puncture or something because I’ve got diesel spilled all over… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #358: Season of the Witch
The Curator of Schlock #358 by Jeff Shuster Season of the Witch Also known as Hungry Wives I think my traveling kangaroo companion, Edwige, killed a Quebecer named Lickity Split in an illegal street fight. I collected my winnings and skedaddled before the cops showed up. Apparently, kangaroos punch really hard. I’m not heading back… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #357: J. D.’s Revenge
The Curator of Schlock #357 by Jeff Shuster J. D.’s Revenge Time for another month of devil movies. So I’ve set up the match between Edwige, my traveling kangaroo companion, and a Quebecer nicknamed Lickity Spit. I’ve been promised safe passage into Canada if Edwige knocks this guy out and I’m putting my money on… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #356: Dead or Alive: Finale
The Curator of Schlock #356 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive: Finale This one don’t make no sense. I met a swarthy gentleman at a bar called The Grizzled Grizzly near the Canadian border. His name is Jacque Baptiste and he says he’ll get me across the Canadian border if I’ll have Edwige, my kangaroo… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #355: Dead or Alive 2
The Curator of Schlock #355 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive 2: Birds Gas shortage! Gas shortage! Everyone’s losing their shit over the gas shortage. I still have to figure out a way to get across the Canadian border with my unvaccinated self and my kangaroo compadre. Still, I lucked out. I found a gas… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #354: Dead or Alive
The Curator of Schlock #354 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive Not be confused with DOA: Dead or Alive. So I make it to the Canadian border crossing and the guys in the snow fatigues start asking me all kinds of questions. Have I been vaccinated? No. There’s a vaccine for the virus? I haven’t really… Continue reading
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