The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #353: Ley Lines
The Curator of Schlock #353 by Jeff Shuster Ley Lines Part 3 of the Black Society trilogy. Edwige and I spent the night in Butte, Montana. The hotel said no kangaroos so Edwige had to sleep in the truck. There was a Perkins in town so I got some blueberry pancakes and an orange Hi-C.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #352: All I See is You
The Curator of Schlock #352 by Jeff Shuster All I See is You Worst movie of the 2010s. So I decided to take a shortcut through Wyoming, but I’ve been stuck here for the last two weeks. It’s like I entered the Bermuda Triangle of the United States of America. I know I’ve stopped at… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #351: Rainy Dog
The Curator of Schlock #351 by Jeff Shuster Rainy Dog Part 2 of the Black Society trilogy. Edwige and I have been consuming a lot of beef jerky on our little road excursion. Edwige prefers the teriyaki flavor, but I’m more of a black pepper fan. Oh, and I learned that the Slim Jim company… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #350: Shinjuku Triad Society
The Curator of Schlock by Jeff Shuster Shinjuku Triad Society Violence and more violence. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? This question has bothered philosophers for hundreds of years. I propose another philosophical question: if you’re driving a Mack truck and run a station… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #349: Greyhound
The Curator of Schlock #349 by Jeff Shuster Greyhound Not the bus. Edwige and I were about five days into our road trip to Canada when I realize I had made a horrible mistake. I left my box of Arrow Blu-rays back at Big Tom’s. I have to turn this rig around, but that’s okay.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #348: The Big Knife
The Curator of Schlock #348 by Jeff Shuster The Big Knife Serious movie time! So Big Tom had a heart attack. The doctor says he’s forbidden from trucking for the next six months. That means there’s no one to deliver that fancy canning equipment for that ready-to-eat salmon salad canning factory up in Saskatchewan. No… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #347: The Shadow
The Curator of Schlock #347 by Jeff Shuster The Shadow Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Hollywood producers? I’m going to take a break from the Arrow Home Video releases this week as Big Tom subjected me to a rewatch of his favorite movie, 1994’s The Shadow from director Russell Mulcahy. Tom had an… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #346: Dillinger
The Curator of Schlock #346 by Jeff Shuster Dillinger A whole lot of shooting going on. I’ll be spending the weekend with Tiny Todd and Mrs. Tiny Todd, She told me to mind the Mrs. We’re getting ready to load up the truck with all sorts of fancy canning equipment for some town in Saskatchewan.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #345: Pulp
The Curator of Schlock #345 by Jeff Shuster Pulp Another Michael Caine turd—I mean gem! Edwige and I made it out that house of horror and into the cold, bitter wilderness. Some nights it went as low as 64 degrees. Cold and hungry with nowhere to turn, I stuck my thumb out, hoping for someone… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #344: Evil Ed
The Curator of Schlock #344 by Jeff Shuster Evil Ed This is a wet one, folks. As I stated last week, Edwidge, my pet kangaroo, was tossed into a hutch filled with fine China by Wally the vampire. With Edwidge down for the count, I knew I was done for. Then I remembered a strategically… Continue reading
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