The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #343: The Mutilator
The Curator of Schlock #343 by Jeff Shuster The Mutilator Also known as Fall Break. Where did I leave off last week? Oh, yes. I was about to be eaten by Wally the vampire when in busts Edwidge the kangaroo, ready to pounce. Wally arches his back and hisses at her like a wild cat,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #342: The Slayer
The Curator of Schlock #342 by Jeff Shuster The Slayer I don’t want to meet the slayer. I was about to be a late night snack for a group of hungry vampires led by their leader, a southern gentleman named Wally. I might have soiled myself and sobbed uncontrollably after he bared his fangs, but… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #341: Madhouse
The Curator of Schlock #341 by Jeff Shuster Madhouse It’s February. I’m watching slasher movies. I escaped a vampire house and lived to tell the tale. Here’s the story: I gave three copies of my spec screenplay called The Taming of the Screw, a kind of My Dinner With Andre, but with vampires. Wally, Celestial, and Jervis… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #340: Black Scorpion II
The Curator of Schlock #340 by Jeff Shuster Black Scorpion II: Aftershock Yes, Corman made a sequel. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when the best friend you’ve got is a kangaroo named Edwige, but my luck might be turning around. I discovered a magic spell in a grimoire hidden deep in the manor library,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #339: Black Scorpion
The Curator of Schlock #339 by Jeff Shuster Black Scorpion Joan Severance is Black Scorpion. You had me at Joan Severance. I’m putting the finishing touches on my screenplay that’s basically My Dinner With Andre. I’ve titled it My Dinner With Vlad. I hope Wally—who is a vampire if I haven’t lost my mind—likes it and that… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #338: Space 1999 (Season One)
The Curator of Schlock #338 by Jeff Shuster Space 1999 (Season One) Lightning strikes twice for Gerry Anderson. The kangaroo and I are finally getting along. Turns out she loves Fruit Roll Ups. I’ve gone ahead and named her Edwige. Apparently, she must be a professional boxer because she’s wearing baby blue gym shorts and… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #337: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Curator of Schlock #337 by Jeff Shuster On Her Majesty’s Secret Service The Bond everyone forgets. Okay. I got a little tipsy last night on too much of the bubbly. I wake up wearing nothing, but a pair of red polkadot boxer shorts. My right arm has a bloody gash. No doubt someone in the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #336: Wild Card
The Curator of Schlock #336 by Jeff Shuster Wild Card You celebrate Christmas in your way. I’ll celebrate it in mine. I hate White Elephant. This was Celestial’s idea. All of us bought a gift under twenty dollars. Then each of us randomly picked a wrapped gift, but the rules allow others to snatch what… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #335: Young Sherlock Holmes
The Curator of Schlock #335 by Jeff Shuster Young Sherlock Holmes I liked it. Watching that Suspiria movie gave me an idea. What if I used black magic to get rid of these vampires who are forcing me write their spec screenplay? I’ve digging deep into the manor library finding all sorts of forbidden tomes like The… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #333: The Rock
The Curator of Schlock #333 by Jeff Shuster The Rock Sean Connery and Nic Cage. ‘Nuff said. This was the worst Thanksgiving ever! I sat with Jervis, Wally, Celestial, Bud, and some guy that looked like the Amazing Kreskin. They were eating a ham dish with extra glaze. I’m not a big ham eater, and… Continue reading
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