The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #328: Fantasy Island
The Curator of Schlock #328 by Jeff Shuster Fantasy Island Bad, Blumhouse! Bad! Jervis is a liar! I pick the lock on the basement door (as I am a master of unlocking) and slowly creep down there during the wee hours of the night while Jervis is fast asleep. What do I find in the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #327: Starchaser
The Curator of Schlock #327 by Jeff Shuster Starchaser: The Legend of Orin Still better than Rise of Skywalker As I’ve stated. I’ve been residing in a wonderful, antebellum mansion with my manservant, Jervis, blissfully sheltered from the chaos of the outside world. My role as curator of The Museum of Schlock is becoming a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #326: Underwater
The Curator of Schlock #326 by Jeff Shuster Underwater It’s like The Little Mermaid only totally different. I like to think I’m not a difficult house guest, but Grantchester is back on Masterpiece Mystery and I will not miss a single episode for anything! Unfortunately, we had quite a storm this past Sunday and I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #325: The Evil
The Curator of Schlock #325 by Jeff Shuster The Evil This is a bad place. I decided to go snooping around the mansion, see if there are any old family treasures that won’t be missed. I plan on adding a roller rink to the Museum of Schlock when I get back and those don’t come… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #324: Devil Dog
The Curator of Schlock #324 by Jeff Shuster Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell It’s like The Omen, but with a puppy in it. I try not to be a pain, but I merely requested that maybe Jervis could make some twice baked potatoes instead of scalloped potatoes the next time he prepares some fillet… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #323: Antrum
The Curator of Schlock #323 by Jeff Shuster Antrum The Deadliest Film Ever Made? My car broke down on my way back to Orlando from the Florida Everglades. I guess leaving it parked in the middle of the woods and not driving it for a couple of months wasn’t the best idea. Famished, hungry, and… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #322: Rec 4
The Curator of Schlock #322 by Jeff Shuster Rec 4: Apocalypse Do not watch movies about quarantine during quarantine! It’s time. The Florida government has given the okay for museums to open up as long as they keep to fifty percent capacity. Or is it twenty-five percent capacity? I’m not going to worry about the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #321: Rec 3
The Curator of Schlock #321 by Jeff Shuster Rec 3: Genesis This one’s just plain goofy. As you know, I went all in on the canned pork n’ beans much to my regret. I guess I panicked a little while grabbing up a wheelbarrow full from the local Big Lots. But I am a lucky… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #320: Rec 2
The Curator of Schlock #320 by Jeff Shuster Rec 2 The sequel to Rec in case you were wondering. I have a confession to make. I don’t always understand what I’m watching when it comes to movies. Take Howard the Duck. I thought it was a movie about an anthropomorphic duck trying to survive in a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #319: Rec
The Curator of Schlock by Jeff Shuster Rec That’s short for record. Howdy y’all. Yeehaaaaaaa! I feel like a cowboy here, eating my Campbell’s Pork n’ Beans over an open campfire just like they did in the old west. This global pandemic will surely leave behind some good memories. I’ve had a lot of opportunity… Continue reading
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