The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #326: Count Yorga, Vampire
The Curator of Schlock #326 by Jeff Shuster Count Yorga, Vampire Dracula moves to the suburbs. Celestial is a vampire! My hippie housemate is a vampire! She came home one night with some biker dude she picked up at a bar. Now, I wasn’t peeping or anything, but I happened to peek through the crack… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #325: Blood Feast
The Curator of Schlock #325 by Jeff Shuster Blood Feast Herschell Gordon Lewis. The man. The myth. The Legend. The food has been off in this place ever since Jervis made those sloppy Joes. He said it was a special ground meat blend, but I’ve never tasted meat like that in my life. And I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #324: Bloody Birthday
The Curator of Schlock $324 by Jeff Shuster Bloody Birthday Bad Seed times three. Indigo didn’t show up for our Thursday night checkers game. My housemate was nowhere to be found. I started searching the property and found his dead body tucked behind the tool shed. Too puncture marks were on his neck and I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #323: Hotel
The Curator of Schlock #323 by Jeff Shuster Hotel I am so confused. Okay. Things have gotten a bit strange around this old manor house somewhere in the state of Florida. Celestial went missing for a couple of days and then shows up in the middle of the night, pale as can be. Now she… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #322: Eye in the Labyrinth
The Curator of Schlock#322 by Jeff Shuster Eye in the Labyrinth Also known as L’occhio nel labirinto. I woke up last night to a blood curdling scream. This morning I run into Indigo and Celestial, but Saffron is nowhere to be found. I arrive in the kitchen and notice what looks to be a large… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #331: Torso
The Curator of Schlock #331 by Jeff Shuster Torso Also known as The Bodies Bear Traces of Carnal Violence. Indigo, Saffron, and Celestial are working my last nerve! Celestial means well, but she keeps insisting we eat legumes every night. Saffron needs a close encounter with a bar a soap. Indigo keeps going on about… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #330: Autopsy
The Curator of Schlock #330 by Jeff Shuster Autopsy Mimsy Farmer twice in one year? How did that happen? Jervis showed up to the mansion with three hippie hitchhikers he picked up on his way back from “taking care of his sick mother.” The new house guests are named Indigo, Saffron, and Celestial. I haven’t… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #329: Tenebrae
The Curator of Schlock #329 by Jeff Shuster Tenebrae Also known as Tenebre. Someone needs to learn how to spell. I tried mentioning the coffin filled with ashes to Jervis, but he flew the coop before I could say anything. He left a note behind, something about a sick grandmother. Jervis prepped a rack of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #328: Fantasy Island
The Curator of Schlock #328 by Jeff Shuster Fantasy Island Bad, Blumhouse! Bad! Jervis is a liar! I pick the lock on the basement door (as I am a master of unlocking) and slowly creep down there during the wee hours of the night while Jervis is fast asleep. What do I find in the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #327: Starchaser
The Curator of Schlock #327 by Jeff Shuster Starchaser: The Legend of Orin Still better than Rise of Skywalker As I’ve stated. I’ve been residing in a wonderful, antebellum mansion with my manservant, Jervis, blissfully sheltered from the chaos of the outside world. My role as curator of The Museum of Schlock is becoming a… Continue reading
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