Michael Caine
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The Curator of Schlock #345: Pulp
The Curator of Schlock #345 by Jeff Shuster Pulp Another Michael Caine turd—I mean gem! Edwige and I made it out that house of horror and into the cold, bitter wilderness. Some nights it went as low as 64 degrees. Cold and hungry with nowhere to turn, I stuck my thumb out, hoping for someone… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #215: The Last Witch Hunter
The Curator of Schlock #215 by Jeff Shuster The Last Witch Hunter Time to even the playing field. We’re down two-for-two when it comes to witches with our last two movies. It’s time we started fighting back. And who better to do this than the Yul Brynner of our day, Vin Diesel? Maybe you’ve heard of him. He’s just… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #166: Beyond the Poseidon Adventure
The Curator of Schlock #166 by Jeff Shuster Beyond the Poseidon Adventure That’s Sir Michael Caine It’s hard to believe that 2016 is almost over…finally. I wouldn’t say that this year has been as excruciating for me as it has for some because I’ve been reviewing nothing but pre-1980 classic schlock. Still, we’ve had a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #78: Harry Brown
The Curator of Schlock #78 by Jeff Shuster Michael Caine is Harry Brown Michael Caine is ABOVE THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vigilante Month: International Edition continues with a trip to merry old England, only old England ain’t so merry. It seems like a bunch of hoodlums have taken over the city streets and there’s nothing the coppers… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #69: The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Curator of Schlock #69 by Jeffrey Shuster The Muppet Christmas Carol Michael Caine Returns to The Museum of Schlock We’ve gone a whole year without a Michael Caine movie present in The Museum of Schlock. He plays Ebenezer Scrooge in 1992’s The Muppet Christmas Carol from director Brian Henson. So yeah, it’s Muppets and Michael Caine… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #10: The Hand: A Story about a Phantom Limb (Mwa ha ha ha ha)
The Curator of Schlock #10 by Jeffrey Shuster The Hand: A Story about a Phantom Limb (Mwa ha ha ha ha) 1981’s The Hand is a psychological horror movie starring Michael Caine. Over here at The Museum of Schlock, we typically thumb our nose at psychological horror. We want blood and guts and zombies and devil… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #3: On Deadly Ground
The Curator of Schlock #3 by Jeffrey Shuster On Deadly Ground: Below the Belt You can tell Warner Bros. really cared about On Deadly Ground. Not many studios preserve the Pan & Scam jobs–I mean Pan and Scan jobs–they did on movies back in the days of tube TVs. It’s especially prescient for On Deadly Ground which… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #2: The Swarm
The Curator of Schlock #2 by Jeffrey Shuster The Swarm: Bees Kill! I know there are some of you out there that find the idea of a zombie apocalypse preposterous beyond belief. Okay then. How about bees? African Killer Bees! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 1978’s The Swarm directed by the “master of disaster” himself… Continue reading
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