The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #307: The Brood
The Curator of Schlock #307 by Jeff Shuster The Brood Seriously, what is wrong with David Cronenberg? Criterion DVDs are weird. They have weird special features. On my DVD for David Cronenberg’s The Brood, we have an interview with Oliver Reed on The Merv Griffin Show from 1980. Other guests include Orson Welles and, naturally, Charo.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #306: Rabid
The Curator of Schlock #306 by Jeff Shuster Rabid David Cronenberg ain’t right. I’ve got nothing profound to say about anything at the moment. I’m cranky. I’m wishing I could time travel back to 1997. I miss my Nintendo 64, my bubbled out CRT TV, and a new X-Files to look forward to on Friday… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #305: It’s Alive
The Curator of Schlock #305 by Jeff Shuster It’s Alive There’s only one thing wrong with the Davis baby: it’s alive. How ‘bout that Babu Frik? Okay. I’ve got nothing to talk about. It’s a new year and a new decade and why do I get the feeling that this decade will not be as… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #304: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
The Curator of Schlock #304 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker It’s Pinocchio. Merry Christmas everyone! Here we are on Week 4 of Silent Night, Deadly Night month here at The Museum of Schlock. I didn’t think I’d make it this far. Nothing puts a damper on the holidays like psychotic Santas,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #302: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3
The Curator of Schlock #302 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! Is that supposed to be funny? The main character is blind! Is gooseberry pie any good? I have never tried it. In fact, I’ve never seen it sold anywhere. Not even on a restaurant menu. I’m beginning to think… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #301: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
The Curator of Schlock #301 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Deadly Nigh Part 2 It’s not the most wonderful time of the year! When you’re written three hundred blogs about movies, you tend to forget what you’ve covered. For instance, you would think in the six years I’ve been doing this that I would have… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #300: The Cannibals
The Curator of Schlock #300 by Jeff Shuster The Cannibals What’s eating you? I said I wasn’t going to cover anymore cannibal movies for Thanksgiving. I had learned my lesson last year with a little French/Belgium production called Raw. But your humble Curator of Schlock must give his readership what they want. I know you want… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #299: Terminator Genisys
The Curator of Schlock #299 by Jeff Shuster Terminator Genisys No more Terminator movies ever! I know I covered this movie once before. I think it was back in 2015. I rambled about the summer movies that year. One has to wonder in twenty, thirty, or even fifty years, which movies from the 2010s will be remembered? Scott Pilgrim vs.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #298: Terminator Salvation
The Curator of Schlock #298 by Jeff Shuster Terminator Salvation Okay. I’m bored! So maybe I was a bit off on my Terminator: Dark Fate box office success predictions. No, it didn’t do as well as the opening weekend for Joker. No, it didn’t do as well as the opening weekend box office for Terminator Genisys. The media is… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #297: Terminator 3
The Curator of Schlock #297 by Jeff Shuster Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines It ain’t that bad. Terminator: Dark Fate premiers this weekend. I expect it to smash box office records. I see Terminator sequels, spinoffs, and television series in the future. Arnold Schwarzenegger will dance in the limelight once again. Commando II will soon follow. In fact,… Continue reading
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