The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #298: Terminator Salvation
The Curator of Schlock #298 by Jeff Shuster Terminator Salvation Okay. I’m bored! So maybe I was a bit off on my Terminator: Dark Fate box office success predictions. No, it didn’t do as well as the opening weekend for Joker. No, it didn’t do as well as the opening weekend box office for Terminator Genisys. The media is… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #297: Terminator 3
The Curator of Schlock #297 by Jeff Shuster Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines It ain’t that bad. Terminator: Dark Fate premiers this weekend. I expect it to smash box office records. I see Terminator sequels, spinoffs, and television series in the future. Arnold Schwarzenegger will dance in the limelight once again. Commando II will soon follow. In fact,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #296: The Body Snatcher
The Curator of Schlock #296 by Jeff Shuster The Body Snatcher Karloff and Lugosi together again for the last time. I didn’t know that being a body snatcher was once an up and coming profession for industrious men living in the early 1800s. It would seem that medical schools at the time were hungry for… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #295: Cat People
The Curator of Schlock #295 by Jeff Shuster Cat People Cat People got no reason to live. My editor seems to think that Mad Love was first romance movie I covered on my blog. Not true. What about The Love Witch, Someone I Touched, Lola, Fist of the North Star, Day of the Dead: Bloodline, My Bloody Valentine, The Vengeance of She, The Boy Next… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #294: Mad Love
The Curator of Schlock #294 by Jeff Shuster Mad Love Old movies are weird. The Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights brand of cookies is the greatest packaged soft cookie the American chemical confectionary industry has ever produced. I don’t want to hear about Fig Newtons. Give me a break. Pumpkin Delights taste like fall and Halloween and all that… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #293: The Black Cat
The Curator of Schlock #293 by Jeff Shuster The Black Cat Lugosi + Karloff = Total Terror! It’s October, and you know what that means! Your humble Curator of Schlock will transform into the vile Curator of Schlock! All month long, I will be watching some of the scariest motion pictures Tinsletown ever produced. Tonight’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #292: Death Kiss
The Curator of Schlock #292 by Jeff Shuster Death Kiss Death Wish 6: The Kiss of Death Sadly, we lost Charles Bronson back in 2004. Hopes of a Death Wish 6 went with him. Sure, we got the Death Wish remake with Bruce Willis and that was fine, but Bruce Willis isn’t Paul Kersey, he’s John McClane. Still, we’ve… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #291: 10 to Midnight
The Curator of Schlock #291 by Jeff Shuster 10 to Midnight After midnight, Warren gonna let it all hang down. Week 3 of Charles Bronson Month is here. This week will be a return to form with his salt and pepper hair and boss mustache, none of that black mop nonsense we bore witness to… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #290: Lola
The Curator of Schlock #290 by Jeff Shuster Lola I think you’re growing up too soon, girl. I don’t like it when box art lies. This goes back to the days of Mom & Pop video rental palaces, when you’d see some movie you’ve never heard of with an intriguing cover only to be disappointed… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #289: The Evil That Men Do
The Curator of Schlock #289 by Jeff Shuster The Evil That Men Do Charles Bronson returns to the Museum of Schlock! It seems like only yesterday that I began this blog. I remember that one September five years ago when I covered all five Death Wish movies. Oh, wait. It was six years ago. Six years of… Continue reading
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