The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #205: 2017 in Review
The Curator of Schlock #205 by Jeff Shuster 2017 in Review I’m finished. I just can’t anymore! Okay. Maybe that was an overstatement. It’s not a cry for help. Just a little burned out these days. I saw many movies this year, many in the actual movie theater. Was 2017 a good year for movies?… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #204: Doctor Butcher, M.D.
The Curator of Schlock #204 by Jeff Shuster Doctor Butcher, M.D. The M.D. stands for Medical Deviant. Happy Black Friday, everybody. I hope you’re getting your shop on, mace in hand, so you can get that deal on zip drives down at your local Circuit City. I know most of you were dining on turkey or… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #203: The Island
The Curator of Schlock #203 by Jeff Shuster The Island Michael Caine versus David Warner: Need I say more? Michael Caine. I know I should have something profound to say, but such profundity is escaping me. I mean, he’s a legend in own time. Heck, he’s a legend in our own time thanks to Christopher Nolan… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #202: Robocop 2
The Curator of Schlock #202 by Jeff Shuster Robocop 2 Sequelitis isn’t such a bad thing. I don’t know what to say. I’m a bit tuckered out this week. Was tuckered out last week too. It’s been a long year, but it’s coming to an end. I still have yet to review a movie starring… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #201: The Wicker Man
The Curator of Schlock #201 by Jeff Shuster The Wicker Man (I thought Christopher Lee was in this one.) Blog 201. Only 99 more to go before I get to 300. Only 700 more after that until I get to 1,000. I will be the world authority on schlock if I have to lie, cheat,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #200: The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake
The Curator of Schlock #200 by Jeff Shuster The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake How come he gets four skulls and I only get one? Whoah! 200 blogs. What a long, strange trip it’s been. I remember when John King first approached me on writing this weekly column. We had arranged a deal. If I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #199: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
The Curator of Schlock #199 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Let’s just get this over with. Sigh. It’s Friday the 13th so I have to cover another Friday the 13th movie. I guess it’s a horror movie so it fits in with this month’s theme. This one is 1984’s Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #198: One Dark Night
The Curator of Schlock #198 by Jeff Shuster One Dark Night One dark night all by yourself in a mausoleum with a psychic vampire! It’s that time of year again! Time for your Curator of Schlock to transform into the Curator of Shock! It’s a full month of super scary movies! So get ready boys… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #197: The Magnetic Monster
The Curator of Schlock #197 by Jeff Shuster The Magnetic Monster Master of Magnet This just in! This just in! New photos have surfaced from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. From these photos, we can now assess full plot of Episode VIII. This will be a science fiction adaptation of the riveting BBC series, Call… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #196: Island of Terror
The Curator of Schlock #196 by Jeff Shuster Island of Terror Why don’t more movies put “terror” in the title? Hi all. I don’t typically cuss on this blog. We try to keep things clean down here at the Museum of Schlock. But it looks like Disney decided to give me the proverbial kick to… Continue reading
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