The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #168:The Town That Dreaded Sundown
The Curator of Schlock #168 by Jeff Shuster The Town That Dreaded Sundown Beware of men who wear burlap sacks on their heads. I figured I’d do another slasher movie this week, not because I’m a particular fan of the genre, but because I know how some people get into a tizzy over slasher movies.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #167: Friday the 13th Part 3
The Curator of Scholck #167 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th Part 3 I didn’t watch it in 3D. 3D is stupid. I have the strangest sense of déjà vu. I feel like I’ve tried reviewing this movie before. What movie? 1982’s Friday the 13th Part III from director Steve Miner. Since today is Friday… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #166: Beyond the Poseidon Adventure
The Curator of Schlock #166 by Jeff Shuster Beyond the Poseidon Adventure That’s Sir Michael Caine It’s hard to believe that 2016 is almost over…finally. I wouldn’t say that this year has been as excruciating for me as it has for some because I’ve been reviewing nothing but pre-1980 classic schlock. Still, we’ve had a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #165: Silent Night, Bloody Night
The Curator of Schlock #165 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Bloody Night It ain’t exactly silent when people are screaming as they’re hacked to pieces! Merry Christmas everybody! We’re almost through 2016! 2017 has to be luckier. It has a 7 in it. 7 is a good number. Lucky 7. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #164: Black Christmas
The Curator of Schlock #164 by Jeff Shuster Black Christmas Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Did you know that the English used to tell ghost stories around Christmas time? No? Neither did I. Apparently, this was a thing back in Victorian England. As a proud American, I feel a bit funny about this.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #162: Eaten Alive
The Curator of Schlock #162 by Jeff Shuster Eaten Alive Thanksgiving Leftovers This year, we at The Museum of Schlock would like to wish you and your loved ones a Happy Thanksgiving. Granted, it’s a day late, and I’m sure all of you are busy with your Black Friday shopping, pepper spray at the ready for your… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #161: Scars of Dracula
The Curator of Schlock #161 by Jeff Shuster Scars of Dracula Halloween Leftovers I got nothing. Your Curator Schlock is running on empty. I think my pre-1980 rule is finally getting to me, but I just have to make it until the New Year. Turner Classic Movies was showing a ton of horror movies… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #160: Shock Waves
The Curator of Schlock #160 by Jeff Shuster Shock Waves Nazi zombies are the Taliban of the zombie world. I think I promised you eager beavers a story last week, a twisted tale to keep awake well past the witching hour. Okay. So there was this pigman who lived in Angola, New York. Well, he… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #159: It! The Terror from Beyond Space
The Curator of Schlock #159 by Jeff Shuster It! The Terror from Beyond Space Huh? What’s beyond space? Your curator had a nightmare the other night. In my dream, there was a raccoon tapping at my bedroom window. I tried shooing it away, but the raccoon got real angry, scratching the glass with its claws.… Continue reading
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