Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #362: The Zero Boys
The Curator of Schlock #362 The Zero Boys From zeroes to heroes in no time flat. Edwige and I have been exploring this abandoned mall somewhere on the outskirts of Pittsburgh. There was once a Spencer’s Gifts in this mall. Do any of you remember Spencer’s Gifts? I bought my first whoopee cushion at Spencer’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #360: The Children of the Corn
The Curator of Schlock #360 by Jeff Shuster The Children of the Corn He who walks behind the rows. I had to wrap Edwige in a woolen blanket and tell the officer she was my sick grandmother during a random police stop. The fuzz is still looking for the kangaroo who killed a man in… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #358: Season of the Witch
The Curator of Schlock #358 by Jeff Shuster Season of the Witch Also known as Hungry Wives I think my traveling kangaroo companion, Edwige, killed a Quebecer named Lickity Split in an illegal street fight. I collected my winnings and skedaddled before the cops showed up. Apparently, kangaroos punch really hard. I’m not heading back… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #357: J. D.’s Revenge
The Curator of Schlock #357 by Jeff Shuster J. D.’s Revenge Time for another month of devil movies. So I’ve set up the match between Edwige, my traveling kangaroo companion, and a Quebecer nicknamed Lickity Spit. I’ve been promised safe passage into Canada if Edwige knocks this guy out and I’m putting my money on… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #344: Evil Ed
The Curator of Schlock #344 by Jeff Shuster Evil Ed This is a wet one, folks. As I stated last week, Edwidge, my pet kangaroo, was tossed into a hutch filled with fine China by Wally the vampire. With Edwidge down for the count, I knew I was done for. Then I remembered a strategically… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #343: The Mutilator
The Curator of Schlock #343 by Jeff Shuster The Mutilator Also known as Fall Break. Where did I leave off last week? Oh, yes. I was about to be eaten by Wally the vampire when in busts Edwidge the kangaroo, ready to pounce. Wally arches his back and hisses at her like a wild cat,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #342: The Slayer
The Curator of Schlock #342 by Jeff Shuster The Slayer I don’t want to meet the slayer. I was about to be a late night snack for a group of hungry vampires led by their leader, a southern gentleman named Wally. I might have soiled myself and sobbed uncontrollably after he bared his fangs, but… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #341: Madhouse
The Curator of Schlock #341 by Jeff Shuster Madhouse It’s February. I’m watching slasher movies. I escaped a vampire house and lived to tell the tale. Here’s the story: I gave three copies of my spec screenplay called The Taming of the Screw, a kind of My Dinner With Andre, but with vampires. Wally, Celestial, and Jervis… Continue reading
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