Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #385: The Last House on the Beach
The Curator of Schlock #385 by Jeff Shuster The Last House on the Beach Not as much fun as Back to the Beach. I don’t like getting knocked unconscious and waking up in strange places. I don’t like waking up to find someone’s oily sock stuffed in my mouth. I don’t like waking to the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #384: Night Train Murders
The Curator of Schlock #384 by Jeff Shuster Night Train Murders Yes, revenge is a good thing. I was getting manhandled by a gang of hooligans in the husk of a building that was once The Museum of Schlock. Their leader was a punk with a mohawk who claimed to be the new curator of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #374: Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun 4: In Space That is not how you title a movie! Bad things were going down in a marsupial slaughtering factory in the Canadian Province of Saskatchewan. A bloodied factory worker had screamed about “devils on the loose” before breathing his last. Then came the howls from a shifting black mass of doom creeping… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #392: Malignant
The Curator of Schlock #392 by Jeff Shuster Malignant 8th Wonder of the World There was Edwige, my kangaroo traveling companion of the past year, locked up in a cage, waiting to be butchered by a bunch of zany Saskatchewanians. I wanted to free her, but I had to keep up the ruse of being… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #390: Slumber Party Massacre II
The Curator of Schlock #390 by Jeff Shuster Slumber Party Massacre II It’s a bit better. There I was, blowtorch in hand and standing behind the gate to a Canadian salmon canning factory that was really a front for a marsupial slaughterhouse. A burly guard stood on the other side and I figured my number… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #389: Slumber Party Massacre
The Curator of Schlock #389 by Jeff Shuster Slumber Party Massacre Was Herschel Gordon Lewis involved in this? I was under orders from the Canadian government to infiltrate an illegal marsupial slaughtering operation. I encountered an obstacle in the form of a chain link fence with a locked gate. I took out my blowtorch and… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #388: Just Before Dawn
The Curator of Schlock #388 by Jeff Shuster Just Before Dawn Stay away from psychotic hillbillies. I was working with a Canadian secret agent named Larry. Together, we planned to infiltrate a factory where they slaughtered and canned kangaroos and other marsupials. Larry charged me with freeing the animals while he distracted the guards. He… Continue reading
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Comics Are Trying to Break Your Heart #153: A Long and Spooky Road
Comics Are Trying to Break Your Heart #153 by Drew Barth A Long and Spooky Road Highways grow legends. The roads are long enough and old enough that someone had inevitably died. How many of those hauntings have some degree of truth to them? How many roadsides have seen blood and the sprouting of ghouls… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #379: A Taste of Blood
The Curator of Schlock #379 by Jeff Shuster A Taste of Blood Stick with Uncle Herschel’s Favorite instead. So my new BFF Larry and I were trying to break out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. The two of us were hugging the outside wall, planning to scale it using a rope… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #376: House II: The Second Story
The Curator of Schlock #376 by Jeff Shuster House II: The Second Story Sequel in name only. There I was, stuck in a prison cell in the town of Mooseville in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. I figured some sort of trial awaited me for the crime of being a tad late with some factory… Continue reading
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