Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #294: Mad Love
The Curator of Schlock #294 by Jeff Shuster Mad Love Old movies are weird. The Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights brand of cookies is the greatest packaged soft cookie the American chemical confectionary industry has ever produced. I don’t want to hear about Fig Newtons. Give me a break. Pumpkin Delights taste like fall and Halloween and all that… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #293: The Black Cat
The Curator of Schlock #293 by Jeff Shuster The Black Cat Lugosi + Karloff = Total Terror! It’s October, and you know what that means! Your humble Curator of Schlock will transform into the vile Curator of Schlock! All month long, I will be watching some of the scariest motion pictures Tinsletown ever produced. Tonight’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #262: Hell Night
The Curator of Schlock #262 by Jeff Shuster Hell Night Pray for day! I keep thinking I’ve covered Hell Night. This would have seemed like the perfect movie to review when I was a younger Curator of Schlock, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It’s got Linda Blair in it. She plays the final girl. This is a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #261: The Prowler
The Curator of Schlock #261 by Jeff Shuster The Prowler Pitchforks are painful! Yay. It’s February, which means another week of slasher movies. I suppose I’ll continue the trend of slasher movies set on college campuses. And tonight’s movie has a bit of romance going for it, perfect for Valentine’s Day. How was your Valentine’s Day?… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #260: Final Exam
The Curator of Schlock #260 by Jeff Shuster Final Exam Cheaters never prosper! Anyone out there ever have the final exam dream? It usually goes like this: it’s the end of the semester, you’ve done really well in four out of the five classes you registered for this semester, but there’s that one class you… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #259: The House on Sorority Row
The Curator of Schlock #259 by Jeff Shuster The House on Sorority Row Don’t throw your KFC in the swimming pool! Back in October, I partook in a special screening of The House on Sorority Row at my local Regal Cinemas. I wanted to know what it would be like to see an 80s slasher movie for… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #258: Manhattan Baby
The Curator of Schlock #258 by Jeff Shuster Manhattan Baby There’s no baby in this motion picture. We haven’t covered a Lucio Fulci movie in awhile. This is a crying shame that will now be rectified. Italy’s Maestro of Madness deserves an entire wing in The Museum of Schlock. Today’s exhibit is 1982’s Manhattan Baby. It’s… Continue reading
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