Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #232: As Above So Below
The Curator of Schlock #232 by Jeff Shuster As Above So Below Your Curator of Schlock got dragged to see Solo. If I’ve learned anything from horror maestro, Lucio Fulci, it’s that are seven cursed gateways in seven cursed places. Where do these seven gateways lead? Straight to hell of course. And don’t expect a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #231: The Last Exorcism Part II
The Curator of Schlock #231 by Jeff Shuster The Last Exorcism Part II Nope. There’s no sequel when something is the last of anything! I’m sorry, but if we can get The Last Exorcism Part II, we can get The Last Starfighter Part II. I’ve been waiting over three decades for a follow-up. I want… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #230: The Last Exorcism
The Curator of Schlock #230 by Jeff Shuster The Last Exorcism The Citizen Kane of found footage demonic possession movies. So I’m on the Interweb and take notice of an upcoming motion picture called Death Kiss? The title sounds familiar. It stars Daniel Baldwin and some actor I’ve never heard of, a Robert Bronzi. Still,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #229: The Blackcoat’s Daughter
The Curator of Schlock #229 by Jeff Shuster The Blackcoat’s Daughter We have a winner. Maybe I was a little harsh on The Devil Inside. I mean, it had a great trailer. That possessed mother was reciting “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” and it was all distorted and evil sounding. That’s what you do to get… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #228: The Devil Inside
The Curator of Schlock #228 by Jeff Shuster The Devil Inside This might be the worst movie of the decade. Hello patrons of my blog. Welcome back to another riveting collection of my personal musings of the cinema of our times. Yes, I continue to marvel at this decade of the 2010s and the movies… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #224: Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
The Curator of Schlock #224 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: The Final Chapter AKA Zombie Massacre 6 Any of you out there ever watch the movie CQ from director Roman Coppola? The film is a love letter to all those groovy movies that came out of Europe during the 60s and 70s. It centers on… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #222: 13 Cameras
The Curator of Schlock #222 by Jeff Shuster 13 Cameras This is a gross one, folks. No Friday the 13th movies this Friday the 13th. I thought about going with the 2009 remake, but 2009 isn’t 2010 and I am committed to digging for schlock from this decade no matter what the cost. We could have had another Friday… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #220: The Snowman
The Curator of Schlock #220 by Jeff Shuster The Snowman From Norway with Fassbender. I did a snowy movie last week. I’ll do another one this week. It’s snowing, right? Isn’t it still a record winter? It’s not spring yet! Oh. Passover begins today. Easter is this Sunday. Whatever. It’s winter somewhere in the world. In… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #219: Shut In
The Curator of Schlock #219 by Jeff Shuster Shut In Naomi Watts is the Shut In. Lots of snowstorms assaulting the country right now. Our Northern friends are getting buried in their houses. In my home state of New Jersey, they’re saying these are some of the worst snowstorms in the state’s history. There’s an… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #218: Leprechaun: Origins
The Curator of Schlock #218 by Jeff Shuster Leprechaun: Origins Don’t get your hopes up. It’s not an actual origin story. The Suspiria Blu-ray came out this week. Synapse spent three years painstaking restoring the original film to full 4K glory under the supervision of the movie’s original director of photography, Luciano Tovoli. I could… Continue reading
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