Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #216: Blair Witch
The Curator of Schlock #216 by Jeff Shuster Blair Witch That Blair Witch will tear you a new one. I don’t care if some of you didn’t think my Last Witch Hunter review was thorough enough. I don’t care. I’m not part of the Wiki-generation. I don’t get 35th Dolans or witch counsels or the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #213: The Witch
The Curator of Schlock #213 by Jeff Shuster The Witch: A New England Folktale Suffer the children! Looks like there’s a new TV show in the works. It’s called Metropolis. It’s a series about the city of Metropolis from the Superman comics, but will focus on what the city was like before Superman arrived. Ummmmm…We… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #212: The Invitation
The Curator of Schlock #212 by Jeff Shuster The Invitation RSVP: No! In lieu of a proper review this week, The Museum of Schlock will provide some advice on when to leave a dinner party early. Of course, your humble curator tends to get kicked out of dinner parties regularly, due to arguing over the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #211: The Lazarus Effect
The Curator of Schlock #211 by Jeff Shuster The Lazarus Effect Olivia Wilde goes wild. Live in the now! That’s this year’s motto here at The Museum of Schlock. The Disappointments Room made me realize that schlock isn’t something that exists in the past, but in the present! I think I will spend the rest… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #210: The Disappointments Room
The Curator of Schlock #210 by Jeff Shuster The Disappointments Room Stick this one back in the oven. It ain’t done yet. It’s a new year and a new month and I have to give you, my demanding public, more musings on movies you’ve never heard of. So I checked out a DVD from the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #204: Doctor Butcher, M.D.
The Curator of Schlock #204 by Jeff Shuster Doctor Butcher, M.D. The M.D. stands for Medical Deviant. Happy Black Friday, everybody. I hope you’re getting your shop on, mace in hand, so you can get that deal on zip drives down at your local Circuit City. I know most of you were dining on turkey or… Continue reading
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Episode 284: Horror Movie Poetry Night IV
Episode 284 of The Drunken Odyssey, your favorite podcast about creative writing and literature is available on iTunes, or right click here to download. This week is a live show: Horror Movie Poetry Night IV. We enter the dark rubicons of Saw, Annabel, Child’s Play, The Lady in White, Phantasm, Return of the Living Dead, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, The Omen,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #201: The Wicker Man
The Curator of Schlock #201 by Jeff Shuster The Wicker Man (I thought Christopher Lee was in this one.) Blog 201. Only 99 more to go before I get to 300. Only 700 more after that until I get to 1,000. I will be the world authority on schlock if I have to lie, cheat,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #200: The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake
The Curator of Schlock #200 by Jeff Shuster The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake How come he gets four skulls and I only get one? Whoah! 200 blogs. What a long, strange trip it’s been. I remember when John King first approached me on writing this weekly column. We had arranged a deal. If I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #199: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
The Curator of Schlock #199 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Let’s just get this over with. Sigh. It’s Friday the 13th so I have to cover another Friday the 13th movie. I guess it’s a horror movie so it fits in with this month’s theme. This one is 1984’s Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter… Continue reading
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