The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #390
The Curator of Schlock #390 by Jeff Shuster The Ice Road Liam Neeson in an automobile. Life can be funny. One moment you’re getting assaulted by a bunch of hooligans, the next moment you’re sitting in a Waffle House, eating a Hashbrown Bowl across from a vigilante ninja known as the Revenging Manta. He was… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #389: The Commuter
The Curator of Schlock #389 by Jeff Shuster The Commuter Liam Neeson on a train. For those of you not in the know, the city of Orlando is home to what some would call a dangerous vigilante, a name whispered in fear by the criminal underground. His name is the Revenging Manta, a ninja clad… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #388: Non-Stop
The Curator of Schlock #388 by Jeff Shuster Non-Stop Liam Neeson on a plane. Where did I leave off? Oh, yes. Three goons were about to beat me to death in a darkened alley when a figure clad in purple ninja armor appeared from the shadows. The lanky goon emptied a clip in the ninja’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #386: Hitch-Hike
The Curator of Schlock #386 by Jeff Shuster Hitch-Hike Also known as Death Drive. The trunk popped open and three goons adorned with bandanas and torn jeans yanked me to my feet. We were in a dark alley somewhere in the dead of night. A cat meowed after knocking over a garbage can, beer bottles… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #385: The Last House on the Beach
The Curator of Schlock #385 by Jeff Shuster The Last House on the Beach Not as much fun as Back to the Beach. I don’t like getting knocked unconscious and waking up in strange places. I don’t like waking up to find someone’s oily sock stuffed in my mouth. I don’t like waking to the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #384: Night Train Murders
The Curator of Schlock #384 by Jeff Shuster Night Train Murders Yes, revenge is a good thing. I was getting manhandled by a gang of hooligans in the husk of a building that was once The Museum of Schlock. Their leader was a punk with a mohawk who claimed to be the new curator of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #383: CQ
The Curator of Schlock #383 by Jeff Shuster CQ Roman Coppola’s love letter to cinema. “Unhand me,” I said as two hooligans grabbed my arms and forced me to my knees. “I’m the curator of this museum.” The punk with the mohawk leaped down off the severed concrete head of Charles Bronson, the centerpiece of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #382: Dark Crimes
The Curator of Schlock #382 by Jeff Shuster Dark Crimes Jim Carrey tries the darkly dramatic. A punk with a mohawk sat perched upon the concrete head of Charles Bronson in the ransacked building that was once the Museum of Schlock. I gave him a hard stare, but he paid me no mind, sticking two… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #381: The Driver
The Curator of Schlock #381 by Jeff Shuster The Driver Not to be confused with Drive. I had come home or so I thought. I was prepared to get my life back to normal after my misadventures across North America, ready to resume my role as curator of The Museum of Schlock, but everything had… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #380: The Man in the Iron Mask
The Curator of Schlock #380 by Jeff Shuster The Man in the Iron Mask All for one and none for me, thank you! My Canadian Odyssey had come to an end. I helped save dozens of rabid marsupials from getting slaughtered and gave a tearful goodbye to Edwige, my kangaroo companion of the last year.… Continue reading
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