The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #337: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Curator of Schlock #337 by Jeff Shuster On Her Majesty’s Secret Service The Bond everyone forgets. Okay. I got a little tipsy last night on too much of the bubbly. I wake up wearing nothing, but a pair of red polkadot boxer shorts. My right arm has a bloody gash. No doubt someone in the Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #336: Wild Card
The Curator of Schlock #336 by Jeff Shuster Wild Card You celebrate Christmas in your way. I’ll celebrate it in mine. I hate White Elephant. This was Celestial’s idea. All of us bought a gift under twenty dollars. Then each of us randomly picked a wrapped gift, but the rules allow others to snatch what Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #335: Young Sherlock Holmes
The Curator of Schlock #335 by Jeff Shuster Young Sherlock Holmes I liked it. Watching that Suspiria movie gave me an idea. What if I used black magic to get rid of these vampires who are forcing me write their spec screenplay? I’ve digging deep into the manor library finding all sorts of forbidden tomes like The Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #333: The Rock
The Curator of Schlock #333 by Jeff Shuster The Rock Sean Connery and Nic Cage. ‘Nuff said. This was the worst Thanksgiving ever! I sat with Jervis, Wally, Celestial, Bud, and some guy that looked like the Amazing Kreskin. They were eating a ham dish with extra glaze. I’m not a big ham eater, and Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #332: The Black Cauldron
The Curator of Schlock #332 by Jeff Shuster The Black Cauldron I liked it! Wally has kept me locked in my bedroom as I churn out pages for a spec script that reads like My Dinner With Andre, but with vampires. Wally figures once we pique the interest of Hollywood execs, he can pressure them Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #331: Sword of the Valiant
The Curator of Schlock #331 by Jeff Shuster Sword of the Valiant Now in widescreen! Okay. Here’s a summary of my life in the last couple of months. I moved into an old southern manor house somewhere on the outskirts of the Florida Everglades. I had a servant named Jervis who cooked me fine food, Continue reading
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Episode 444: TDO vs. The Curator of Schlock #4
Episode 444 of The Drunken Odyssey, your favorite podcast about creative writing and literature is available on Apple podcasts, stitcher, spotify, or click here to stream (right click to download, if that’s your thing). On this week’s show, Jeff Shuster and I discuss Jordan Peele’s Us, and a lot of other things, too. TEXTS DISCUSSED NOTES TDO Listeners can Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #330: The Blood Spattered Bride
The Curator of Schlock #330 by Jeff Shuster The Blood Spattered Bride More lesbian vampires. Why not? Jervis invited me to a special dinner last night. The guest of honor was the descendant of Wallace Jameson Volkasin III whose name is Wallace Jameson Volkasin VIII. It’s so funny. He looks exactly like the guy in Continue reading
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Episode 443: TDO vs. The Curator of Schlock #3
Episode 443 of The Drunken Odyssey, your favorite podcast about creative writing and literature is available on Apple podcasts, stitcher, spotify, or click here to stream (right click to download, if that’s your thing). On this week’s show, Jeff Shuster and I discuss Richard Stanley’s recent film of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Color Out of Space. TEXT DISCUSSED NOTES TDO Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #329: Vampyres
The Curator of Schlock #329 by Jeff Shuster Vampyres Sometimes characters deserve to die due to their own stupidity. You know, I noticed a huge portrait above the entrance to this stately mansion I’ve been residing at for these past few months. The painting is of a southern aristocrat with wispy raven hair, a pasty Continue reading
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