The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #300: The Cannibals
The Curator of Schlock #300 by Jeff Shuster The Cannibals What’s eating you? I said I wasn’t going to cover anymore cannibal movies for Thanksgiving. I had learned my lesson last year with a little French/Belgium production called Raw. But your humble Curator of Schlock must give his readership what they want. I know you want Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #299: Terminator Genisys
The Curator of Schlock #299 by Jeff Shuster Terminator Genisys No more Terminator movies ever! I know I covered this movie once before. I think it was back in 2015. I rambled about the summer movies that year. One has to wonder in twenty, thirty, or even fifty years, which movies from the 2010s will be remembered? Scott Pilgrim vs. Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #298: Terminator Salvation
The Curator of Schlock #298 by Jeff Shuster Terminator Salvation Okay. I’m bored! So maybe I was a bit off on my Terminator: Dark Fate box office success predictions. No, it didn’t do as well as the opening weekend for Joker. No, it didn’t do as well as the opening weekend box office for Terminator Genisys. The media is Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #297: Terminator 3
The Curator of Schlock #297 by Jeff Shuster Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines It ain’t that bad. Terminator: Dark Fate premiers this weekend. I expect it to smash box office records. I see Terminator sequels, spinoffs, and television series in the future. Arnold Schwarzenegger will dance in the limelight once again. Commando II will soon follow. In fact, Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #296: The Body Snatcher
The Curator of Schlock #296 by Jeff Shuster The Body Snatcher Karloff and Lugosi together again for the last time. I didn’t know that being a body snatcher was once an up and coming profession for industrious men living in the early 1800s. It would seem that medical schools at the time were hungry for Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #295: Cat People
The Curator of Schlock #295 by Jeff Shuster Cat People Cat People got no reason to live. My editor seems to think that Mad Love was first romance movie I covered on my blog. Not true. What about The Love Witch, Someone I Touched, Lola, Fist of the North Star, Day of the Dead: Bloodline, My Bloody Valentine, The Vengeance of She, The Boy Next Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #294: Mad Love
The Curator of Schlock #294 by Jeff Shuster Mad Love Old movies are weird. The Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights brand of cookies is the greatest packaged soft cookie the American chemical confectionary industry has ever produced. I don’t want to hear about Fig Newtons. Give me a break. Pumpkin Delights taste like fall and Halloween and all that Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #293: The Black Cat
The Curator of Schlock #293 by Jeff Shuster The Black Cat Lugosi + Karloff = Total Terror! It’s October, and you know what that means! Your humble Curator of Schlock will transform into the vile Curator of Schlock! All month long, I will be watching some of the scariest motion pictures Tinsletown ever produced. Tonight’s Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #292: Death Kiss
The Curator of Schlock #292 by Jeff Shuster Death Kiss Death Wish 6: The Kiss of Death Sadly, we lost Charles Bronson back in 2004. Hopes of a Death Wish 6 went with him. Sure, we got the Death Wish remake with Bruce Willis and that was fine, but Bruce Willis isn’t Paul Kersey, he’s John McClane. Still, we’ve Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #291: 10 to Midnight
The Curator of Schlock #291 by Jeff Shuster 10 to Midnight After midnight, Warren gonna let it all hang down. Week 3 of Charles Bronson Month is here. This week will be a return to form with his salt and pepper hair and boss mustache, none of that black mop nonsense we bore witness to Continue reading
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