The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #230: The Last Exorcism
The Curator of Schlock #230 by Jeff Shuster The Last Exorcism The Citizen Kane of found footage demonic possession movies. So I’m on the Interweb and take notice of an upcoming motion picture called Death Kiss? The title sounds familiar. It stars Daniel Baldwin and some actor I’ve never heard of, a Robert Bronzi. Still, Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #229: The Blackcoat’s Daughter
The Curator of Schlock #229 by Jeff Shuster The Blackcoat’s Daughter We have a winner. Maybe I was a little harsh on The Devil Inside. I mean, it had a great trailer. That possessed mother was reciting “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” and it was all distorted and evil sounding. That’s what you do to get Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #228: The Devil Inside
The Curator of Schlock #228 by Jeff Shuster The Devil Inside This might be the worst movie of the decade. Hello patrons of my blog. Welcome back to another riveting collection of my personal musings of the cinema of our times. Yes, I continue to marvel at this decade of the 2010s and the movies Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #227: Assassination Games
The Curator of Schlock #227 by Jeff Shuster Assassination Games Play this game and you might get burned. (Nope. Let me try this again.) In this game, the winners are the losers. (Nope. That subhead doesn’t make any sense. Third time’s the charm.) Check, mate! The great Sidney Lumet once said that being a movie Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #226: Pound of Flesh
The Curator of Schlock #226 by Jeff Shuster Pound of Flesh Bad movie! Bad! It looks like there’s some scuttlebutt online about a new TV show in the works set in the Batman universe. It’s called Pennyworth? Oh, it’s about Alfred Pennyworth, Batman’s butler. And it’s a prequel series. So I expect we’ll be seeing Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #225: Dragon Eyes
The Curator of Schlock #225 by Jeff Shuster Dragon Eyes And Ol’ Blue Eyes…sort of. No blog last week. I was busy celebrating May the 4th, spent the whole day dressed as Sy Snootles. We here at The Museum of Schlock would like to extend a belated May the 4th to all the Star Wars Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #224: Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
The Curator of Schlock #224 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: The Final Chapter AKA Zombie Massacre 6 Any of you out there ever watch the movie CQ from director Roman Coppola? The film is a love letter to all those groovy movies that came out of Europe during the 60s and 70s. It centers on Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #223: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Curator of Schlock #223 by Jeff Shuster Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I like turtles. I like turtles. I especially like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, that’s right. I like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’m not apologizing for this, acting like it’s some weird affectation. What’s not to like about them? They’re teenagers, Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #222: 13 Cameras
The Curator of Schlock #222 by Jeff Shuster 13 Cameras This is a gross one, folks. No Friday the 13th movies this Friday the 13th. I thought about going with the 2009 remake, but 2009 isn’t 2010 and I am committed to digging for schlock from this decade no matter what the cost. We could have had another Friday Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #221: The Foreigner
The Curator of Schlock #221 by Jeff Shuster The Foreigner The 90s Aren’t Coming Back To say that much of my film going experience in the 90s revolved around the action titans of Jackie Chan and Pierce Brosnan would be understatement. I grew jaded over the slow decline of Stallone and Schwarzenegger movies, but the Continue reading
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