The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #248: Peppermint
The Curator of Schlock #248 by Jeff Shuster Peppermint Jennifer Garner as Mrs. Vigilante. This must be the year of the vigilante film. We had the Death Wish remake with Bruce Willis, which was pretty good. We have that Death Kiss movie coming out starring a “Robert Bronzi,” but we all know someone out there in tinsel… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #247: Day of the Dead
The Curator of Schlock #247 by Jeff Shuster Day of the Dead: Bloodline Three times is not the charm. Okay, Halloweenies. Your Curator of Shock is here with wrap up October with the George Romero classic, Day of the Dead. Get ready for zombies that say hello to their Aunt Alicia and prepare to eat… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #246: Rings
The Curator of Schlock #246 by Jeff Shuster Rings Ring-a-Ding-Ding! I’ve been putting this off. 2017’s Rings from director F. Javier Gutiérrez is the movie responsible for Paramount cancelling the next installment of the Friday the 13th series of films. Apparently, Rings was supposed to be their new cash cow annual horror film series with… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #245: Wish Upon
The Curator of Schlock #245 by Jeff Shuster Wish Upon Whatever happened to Ryan Phillippe? What’s up, home skillet? Just your resident non-boomer here, curating the most shocking movies he can get his hands on. I thought I would review a young adult movie this week. We’re all about the young adult movies here at… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #244: Mandy
The Curator of Schlock #244 by Jeff Shuster Mandy This is some weird shit. It’s October, the time of year when your Curator of Schlock becomes the Curator of Shock. Over the next few weeks, we will be showcasing only the most spine-tingling of tales. Last year, I ended October with a review of The… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #243: Batman vs. Two-Face
The Curator of Schlock #243 by Jeff Shuster Batman vs. Two-Face West and Shatner, together again for the first time. There’s a new insult making its way throughout cyberspace. It’s all the rage right now to label people who may be the teensiest bit out of touch with modern culture and technology, boomers. If like… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #242: Batman Ninja
The Curator of Schlock #242 by Jeff Shuster Batman Ninja Batman + Ancient Japan = Awesome! Batman Day has come and gone. The Sewer King display at The Museum of Schlock was a resounding success with a whole five patrons’ eyes transfixed on the five animation cells from The Underdwellers episode of Batman: The Animated Series that… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #241: Batman: Assault on Arkham
The Curator of Schlock #241 by Jeff Shuster Batman: Assault on Arkham More like Deadshot: Assault on Arkham Welcome back to Batman Month here at The Museum of Schlock, a celebration of all things Batman. I’ve got a great idea for a Batman villain. His name is Mr. Murder. His main gimmick is that he… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #240: Batman: Under the Red Hood
The Curator of Schlock #240 by Jeff Shuster Batman: Under the Red Hood They killed Robin! How could they do that? Batman Day may be September 15th, but it’s Batman Month here at The Museum of Schlock. I will be dressed as my favorite Batman villain, the Sewer King, a kind of evil version of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #239: The Shallows
The Curator of Schlock #239 by Jeff Shuster The Shallows Have shark, will travel. I’m not a beach person. I don’t like the beach. Do I need to put it another way? Being a red head means that the sun is an enemy. I don’t tan. I turn into a lobster. And then there’s the… Continue reading
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