The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #222: 13 Cameras
The Curator of Schlock #222 by Jeff Shuster 13 Cameras This is a gross one, folks. No Friday the 13th movies this Friday the 13th. I thought about going with the 2009 remake, but 2009 isn’t 2010 and I am committed to digging for schlock from this decade no matter what the cost. We could have had another Friday… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #221: The Foreigner
The Curator of Schlock #221 by Jeff Shuster The Foreigner The 90s Aren’t Coming Back To say that much of my film going experience in the 90s revolved around the action titans of Jackie Chan and Pierce Brosnan would be understatement. I grew jaded over the slow decline of Stallone and Schwarzenegger movies, but the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #220: The Snowman
The Curator of Schlock #220 by Jeff Shuster The Snowman From Norway with Fassbender. I did a snowy movie last week. I’ll do another one this week. It’s snowing, right? Isn’t it still a record winter? It’s not spring yet! Oh. Passover begins today. Easter is this Sunday. Whatever. It’s winter somewhere in the world. In… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #219: Shut In
The Curator of Schlock #219 by Jeff Shuster Shut In Naomi Watts is the Shut In. Lots of snowstorms assaulting the country right now. Our Northern friends are getting buried in their houses. In my home state of New Jersey, they’re saying these are some of the worst snowstorms in the state’s history. There’s an… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #218: Leprechaun: Origins
The Curator of Schlock #218 by Jeff Shuster Leprechaun: Origins Don’t get your hopes up. It’s not an actual origin story. The Suspiria Blu-ray came out this week. Synapse spent three years painstaking restoring the original film to full 4K glory under the supervision of the movie’s original director of photography, Luciano Tovoli. I could… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #217: Vendetta
The Curator of Schlock #217 by Jeff Shuster Vendetta Big Show vs. Superman Did you know that World Wrestling Entertainment has a movie division? Well, now you do. I used to watch wrestling back in the 90s. I remember one time Doink the Clown wrestled Bob Backlund. Doink won the match through some chicanery, but… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #216: Blair Witch
The Curator of Schlock #216 by Jeff Shuster Blair Witch That Blair Witch will tear you a new one. I don’t care if some of you didn’t think my Last Witch Hunter review was thorough enough. I don’t care. I’m not part of the Wiki-generation. I don’t get 35th Dolans or witch counsels or the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #215: The Last Witch Hunter
The Curator of Schlock #215 by Jeff Shuster The Last Witch Hunter Time to even the playing field. We’re down two-for-two when it comes to witches with our last two movies. It’s time we started fighting back. And who better to do this than the Yul Brynner of our day, Vin Diesel? Maybe you’ve heard of him. He’s just… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #214: The Love Witch
The Curator of Schlock #214 by Jeff Shuster The Love Witch Be careful what you guzzle. Looks like the SyFy Channel will be airing a new show about the—wait a minute! When did it become SyFy? I thought it was the Sci-Fi Channel. I guess I didn’t get that memo. But why change the spelling? I’m… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #213: The Witch
The Curator of Schlock #213 by Jeff Shuster The Witch: A New England Folktale Suffer the children! Looks like there’s a new TV show in the works. It’s called Metropolis. It’s a series about the city of Metropolis from the Superman comics, but will focus on what the city was like before Superman arrived. Ummmmm…We… Continue reading
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