Zombies

The Curator of Schlock #320 by Jeff Shuster Rec 2 The sequel to Rec in case you were wondering.  I have a confession to make. I don’t always understand what I’m watching when it comes to movies. Take Howard the Duck. I thought it was a movie about an anthropomorphic duck trying to survive in a… Continue reading

The Curator of Schlock #177 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Retribution Zombie simulators and evil computers.  We’re in week five of Resident Evil month and I am dead-dog tired. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Perhaps. The fact that director Paul W.S. Anderson could keep this zombie extravaganza rolling through six… Continue reading

The Curator of Schlock #176 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Afterlife Still no kung Fu zombies!  Was it too much for Paul W.S. Anderson to cast Donnie Yen in a Resident Evil movie, have him get zombified, so we could have a kung Fu zombie fight scene with Milla Jovovich? Was that too much to ask? We’re… Continue reading

The Curator of Schlock #175 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Extinction It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.  It would seem that the zombie apocalypse that I thought was averted at the end of Resident Evil: Apocalypse is in full swing at the beginning of Resident Evil: Extinction. The evil Umbrella… Continue reading

The Curator of Schlock #174 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Apocalypse More zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovovich!   Yeah, you heard right. Resident Evil month continues here at the Museum of Schlock, this time with more zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovavich. Two out of three ain’t bad. Of course, I am… Continue reading

The Curator of Schlock #160 by Jeff Shuster Shock Waves Nazi zombies are the Taliban of the zombie world. I think I promised you eager beavers a story last week, a twisted tale to keep awake well past the witching hour. Okay. So there was this pigman who lived in Angola, New York. Well, he… Continue reading