The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #390: Slumber Party Massacre II
The Curator of Schlock #390 by Jeff Shuster Slumber Party Massacre II It’s a bit better. There I was, blowtorch in hand and standing behind the gate to a Canadian salmon canning factory that was really a front for a marsupial slaughterhouse. A burly guard stood on the other side and I figured my number… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #389: Slumber Party Massacre
The Curator of Schlock #389 by Jeff Shuster Slumber Party Massacre Was Herschel Gordon Lewis involved in this? I was under orders from the Canadian government to infiltrate an illegal marsupial slaughtering operation. I encountered an obstacle in the form of a chain link fence with a locked gate. I took out my blowtorch and… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #388: Just Before Dawn
The Curator of Schlock #388 by Jeff Shuster Just Before Dawn Stay away from psychotic hillbillies. I was working with a Canadian secret agent named Larry. Together, we planned to infiltrate a factory where they slaughtered and canned kangaroos and other marsupials. Larry charged me with freeing the animals while he distracted the guards. He… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #387: Nighthawks
The Curator of Schlock #387 by Jeff Shuster Nighthawks The movie, not the Hopper painting. So I learned that the town of Mooseville in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan was involved in an illegal kangaroo and koala bear slaughtering operation. The town salmon canning factory was a front for their black market canned marsupial meat.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #386: The Black Windmill
The Curator of Schlock #386 by Jeff Shuster The Black Windmill Michael Caine versus Donald Pleasence’s mustache. I had blacked out after seeing the denizens of Mooseville devour a roasted kangaroo right in front of me. I came to. Larry was standing over me. He helped me up and told me his story. Apparently, Larry… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #385: Berlin Syndrome
The Curator of Schlock #385 by Jeff Shuster Berlin Syndrome Don’t go to Germany. There I was, in the middle of a crowd of malcontents gussied up in moose heads and moose leggings. The sound of a horn silenced the raucous crowd. Eight bare chested men emerged wearing executioner hoods carrying a huge aluminum dinner… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #384: Schlock
The Curator of Schlock #384 by Jeff Shuster Schlock Now that’s a movie title! I was stumbling around the town of Mooseville in the Canadian Province of Saskatchewan searching for my lost kangaroo, Edwige. I made my way to the festival in the town square, some kind Canadian Thanksgiving celebration. The whole scene reminded me… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #383: A Pistol for Ringo
The Curator of Schlock #383 by Jeff Shuster A Pistol for Ringo And Ringo was his name-o Larry had just revealed to me that Mooseville (a small town in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan) celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving by eating roast Marsupial, of which the species kangaroo is a member. I tore away from him toward… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #382: Texas, Adios
The Curator of Schlock #382 by Jeff Shuster Texas, Adios Goodbye Texas! Larry and I had dug our way out of a prison in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. We made our way back into the town of Mooseville. I thought we should lay low, but Larry insisted it was okay. The townsfolk would be… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #381: Django, Prepare a Coffin
The Curator of Schlock #381 by Jeff Shuster Django, Prepare a Coffin Does lightning strike twice for the Django series? Yes, it does! I woke up to the sound of Larry slapping my face. “I thought you were a goner,” he said, pulling me upright. I gradually got to my feet, feeling like I had… Continue reading
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