The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #357: J. D.’s Revenge
The Curator of Schlock #357 by Jeff Shuster J. D.’s Revenge Time for another month of devil movies. So I’ve set up the match between Edwige, my traveling kangaroo companion, and a Quebecer nicknamed Lickity Spit. I’ve been promised safe passage into Canada if Edwige knocks this guy out and I’m putting my money on Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #356: Dead or Alive: Finale
The Curator of Schlock #356 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive: Finale This one don’t make no sense. I met a swarthy gentleman at a bar called The Grizzled Grizzly near the Canadian border. His name is Jacque Baptiste and he says he’ll get me across the Canadian border if I’ll have Edwige, my kangaroo Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #355: Dead or Alive 2
The Curator of Schlock #355 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive 2: Birds Gas shortage! Gas shortage! Everyone’s losing their shit over the gas shortage. I still have to figure out a way to get across the Canadian border with my unvaccinated self and my kangaroo compadre. Still, I lucked out. I found a gas Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #354: Dead or Alive
The Curator of Schlock #354 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive Not be confused with DOA: Dead or Alive. So I make it to the Canadian border crossing and the guys in the snow fatigues start asking me all kinds of questions. Have I been vaccinated? No. There’s a vaccine for the virus? I haven’t really Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #353: Ley Lines
The Curator of Schlock #353 by Jeff Shuster Ley Lines Part 3 of the Black Society trilogy. Edwige and I spent the night in Butte, Montana. The hotel said no kangaroos so Edwige had to sleep in the truck. There was a Perkins in town so I got some blueberry pancakes and an orange Hi-C. Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #352: All I See is You
The Curator of Schlock #352 by Jeff Shuster All I See is You Worst movie of the 2010s. So I decided to take a shortcut through Wyoming, but I’ve been stuck here for the last two weeks. It’s like I entered the Bermuda Triangle of the United States of America. I know I’ve stopped at Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #351: Rainy Dog
The Curator of Schlock #351 by Jeff Shuster Rainy Dog Part 2 of the Black Society trilogy. Edwige and I have been consuming a lot of beef jerky on our little road excursion. Edwige prefers the teriyaki flavor, but I’m more of a black pepper fan. Oh, and I learned that the Slim Jim company Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #350: Shinjuku Triad Society
The Curator of Schlock by Jeff Shuster Shinjuku Triad Society Violence and more violence. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? This question has bothered philosophers for hundreds of years. I propose another philosophical question: if you’re driving a Mack truck and run a station Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #349: Greyhound
The Curator of Schlock #349 by Jeff Shuster Greyhound Not the bus. Edwige and I were about five days into our road trip to Canada when I realize I had made a horrible mistake. I left my box of Arrow Blu-rays back at Big Tom’s. I have to turn this rig around, but that’s okay. Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #348: The Big Knife
The Curator of Schlock #348 by Jeff Shuster The Big Knife Serious movie time! So Big Tom had a heart attack. The doctor says he’s forbidden from trucking for the next six months. That means there’s no one to deliver that fancy canning equipment for that ready-to-eat salmon salad canning factory up in Saskatchewan. No Continue reading
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