The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #359: Psychomania
The Curator of Schlock #359 by Jeff Shuster Psychomania Don’t look at me. I didn’t title it. So I went to fill up my tank with the gas I had stored in those plastic garbage bags a couple weeks back. I guess there was a puncture or something because I’ve got diesel spilled all over… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #358: Season of the Witch
The Curator of Schlock #358 by Jeff Shuster Season of the Witch Also known as Hungry Wives I think my traveling kangaroo companion, Edwige, killed a Quebecer named Lickity Split in an illegal street fight. I collected my winnings and skedaddled before the cops showed up. Apparently, kangaroos punch really hard. I’m not heading back… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #357: J. D.’s Revenge
The Curator of Schlock #357 by Jeff Shuster J. D.’s Revenge Time for another month of devil movies. So I’ve set up the match between Edwige, my traveling kangaroo companion, and a Quebecer nicknamed Lickity Spit. I’ve been promised safe passage into Canada if Edwige knocks this guy out and I’m putting my money on… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #356: Dead or Alive: Finale
The Curator of Schlock #356 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive: Finale This one don’t make no sense. I met a swarthy gentleman at a bar called The Grizzled Grizzly near the Canadian border. His name is Jacque Baptiste and he says he’ll get me across the Canadian border if I’ll have Edwige, my kangaroo… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #355: Dead or Alive 2
The Curator of Schlock #355 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive 2: Birds Gas shortage! Gas shortage! Everyone’s losing their shit over the gas shortage. I still have to figure out a way to get across the Canadian border with my unvaccinated self and my kangaroo compadre. Still, I lucked out. I found a gas… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #354: Dead or Alive
The Curator of Schlock #354 by Jeff Shuster Dead or Alive Not be confused with DOA: Dead or Alive. So I make it to the Canadian border crossing and the guys in the snow fatigues start asking me all kinds of questions. Have I been vaccinated? No. There’s a vaccine for the virus? I haven’t really… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #353: Ley Lines
The Curator of Schlock #353 by Jeff Shuster Ley Lines Part 3 of the Black Society trilogy. Edwige and I spent the night in Butte, Montana. The hotel said no kangaroos so Edwige had to sleep in the truck. There was a Perkins in town so I got some blueberry pancakes and an orange Hi-C.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #352: All I See is You
The Curator of Schlock #352 by Jeff Shuster All I See is You Worst movie of the 2010s. So I decided to take a shortcut through Wyoming, but I’ve been stuck here for the last two weeks. It’s like I entered the Bermuda Triangle of the United States of America. I know I’ve stopped at… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #351: Rainy Dog
The Curator of Schlock #351 by Jeff Shuster Rainy Dog Part 2 of the Black Society trilogy. Edwige and I have been consuming a lot of beef jerky on our little road excursion. Edwige prefers the teriyaki flavor, but I’m more of a black pepper fan. Oh, and I learned that the Slim Jim company… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #350: Shinjuku Triad Society
The Curator of Schlock by Jeff Shuster Shinjuku Triad Society Violence and more violence. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? This question has bothered philosophers for hundreds of years. I propose another philosophical question: if you’re driving a Mack truck and run a station… Continue reading
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