The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #115: Krampus
The Curator of Schlock #115 by Jeff Shuster Krampus I liked it. It’s that time again. No, I’m not referring to Christmas though that time is upon us. We’ve got another Star Wars movie coming out. Yeah. I suppose I’m supposed to be excited. Of course, I kind of gave up on Star Wars after… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #114: Ewoks (The Battle for Endor)
The Curator of Schlock #114 by Jeff Shuster Star Wars: Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (Not to be confused with The Battle of Endor) Was the world asking for another Ewoks movie? No! But we got one anyway. The movie starts with Cindel (Aubree Miller) and Wicket (Warwick Davis) walking through the grassy meadows of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #113: The Ewok Adventure
The Curator of Schlock #113 by Jeff Shuster Star Wars: The Ewok Adventure: The Caravan of Courage It’s Willow with Ewoks. Hey, I bet you guys didn’t know that I was once a huge Star Wars fan. I bought the toys whenever I could afford them, could hum every note of the score, and had… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #112: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Curator of Schlock #112 by Jeff Shuster The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Back when movie titles made sense. Quantum of Solace? What does that even mean? Hey, umm, I forgot to do a cannibalism movie for Thanksgiving so your getting it on Black Friday. I know my loyal readers will be busy pepper spraying each other for… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #111: Legends of the Fall Part 2
The Curator of Schlock #111 bu Jeff Shuster Legends of the Fall part 2 No, they didn’t make a sequel to that stupid Brad Pitt movie! Okay, here is part two of my continuing series on fall movies, and by continuing I mean that it’s ending this week. Sometimes your curator has to leave the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #110: Legends of the Fall
The Curator of Schlock #110 by Jeff Shuster Legends of the Fall It’s fall movie reviews, not that stupid Brad Pitt movie! Your Curator of Schlock went on a movie binge has been seeing quite a few movies lately, so much so that I’ll be writing two blogs on the movies of the fall. Do… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #109: Shocker
The Curator of Schlock #109 by Jeff Shuster Wes Craven’s Shocker (This movie had better be shocking) I picked up Wes Craven’s Shocker a few years ago in a double pack with Wes Craven’s The People Under the Stairs. I liked that movie back in the early 90s along with Child’s Play and Candyman, the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #108: Summer of Fear
The Curator of Schlock #108 by Jeff Shuster Summer of Fear Wes Craven Appreciation Month continues here at The Museum of Schlock with a made-for-TV movie entitled The Summer of Fear! The movie was also known as Stranger in Our House. I like the first title better because it’s less confusing. I mean are they… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #107: The Hills Have Eyes
The Curator of Schlock #107 by Jeff Shuster The Hills Have Eyes (Now that’s a scary title for a movie) Your Curator of Shock continues our celebration of the Maestro of Maniacs, Wes Craven! Tonight’s feature presentation is 1977’s The Hills Have Eyes. To think, this movie came out a couple months after a little… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #106: The Last House on the Left
The Curator of Schlock #106 by Jeff Shuster The Last House on the Left The story is true… It’s October again, the time of year where your Curator of Schlock transforms into the Curator of Shock! Cue the lightning strike! With the recent passing of Wes Craven, your curator feels it’s his duty to pay… Continue reading
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