The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #128: The Fifth Cord
The Curator of Schlock #128 by Jeff Shuster The Fifth Cord (Did Ennio Morricone score all of these movies? ) Yeah, I know it’s Friday the 13th and you all are expecting me to review some movie about a guy in a hockey mask, but we’re having a post-1980 boycott over here at the Museum of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #127: Don’t Torture a Duckling
The Curator of Schlock #127 by Jeff Shuster Don’t Torture a Duckling I’m a free American. I’ll do what I want Am I the only one who caught this season of Grantchester on Masterpiece Mystery? The show is about an Anglican priest who helps the police solve crimes in a small village near Cambridge. He’s also in love… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #126: Captain America II: Death Too Soon
The Curator of Schlock #126 by Jeff Shuster Captain America II: Death Too Soon How did they get Christopher Lee to star in a TV movie? So it’s just one more week until Captain America: Civil War, one more week until the Capsicle gets the taste slapped out of his mouth by the Invincible Iron… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #125: Captain America (1979)
The Curator of Schlock #125 by Jeff Shuster Captain America The Weener Soldier Oh my. Everyone is obsessing over the new Captain America Civil War movie. It’s Captain America vs. Iron Man. Which side will you choose? Well, you can either choose to side with America or you can side with Captain America because let… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #124: Magic
The Curator of Schlock #124 by Jeff Shuster Magic (Written for the screen by William Golding from the novel by William Golding. Oh wait! That’s William Goldman.) Okay. You’re Curator of Schlock has a confession to make. I’m afraid of dolls. I’m not talking about Barbies or Cabbage Patch Kids, but those creepy porcelain things they… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #123: Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown
The Curator of Schlock #123 by Jeff Shuster Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown (Adapted for the screen from the novel by William Golding) I know I’m the Curator of Schlock, but I broke down after last week’s review of Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby. I’m not made of stone. If you prick me, I’ll… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #122: Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby
The Curator of Schlock #122 by Jeffrey Shuster Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby (Can’t imagine anything good) Your Curator of Schlock has a confession to make. I am Rosemary’s baby! Yeah, my mom’s name is Rosemary, but don’t worry, I’m not the Anti-Christ or anything. Lots of women are named Rosemary. Plus, if I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #121: The Ten Commandments
The Curator of Schlock #121 by Jeff Shuster The Ten Commandments (The 11th Commandment, Thou shalt not blog, does not exist.) I know. I know. Many of you had given up hope that your Curator of Schlock would never return, but I told you that I’d be back in March and your Curator keeps his… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #120: Diamonds Are Forever
The Curator of Schlock #120 by John King Diamonds Are Forever The worst Bond movie ever? If you love cinema, you love James Bond movies and if you don’t love James Bond movies, you can just stop reading this blog right now! I have zero tolerance for fools that can’t enjoy beautiful women, exotic locales,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #119: Phantasm
The Curator of Schlock #119 by Jeff Shuster Phantasm The scariest movie ever made? Maybe. We had the deaths of many cultural icons last week. David Bowie. Alan Rickman. Grizzly Adams. Not to discount any of those, but they ended up overshadowing the death of Angus Scrimm the weekend prior. I think all of us… Continue reading
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