The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #85: Blade
The Curator of Schlock #85 by Jeff Shuster Blade All vampires must die! Batman & Robin killed the superhero movie. No one really mourned. We had all given up hope that Hollywood would ever get the genre right. I didn’t care. I still had the new Superman: The Animated Series to keep me entertained. Warner… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #84: Batman & Robin
The Curator of Schlock #84 by Jeff Shuster Batman & Robin When you’re young and foolish, you do foolish things. Like going to see Batman & Robin because you’ve seen every Batman movie in the theater including the animated Batman: Mask of the Phantasm and excluding that 1960s Batman movie since you technically hadn’t been… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #83: Batman Forever
The Curator of Schlock #83 by Jeff Shuster Batman Forever (Batman Forgotten) I tend to wax poetic about the 1980s, but the 90s were pretty awesome in their own right: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Surge Soda, and Stone Cold Steve Austin to name a few things. But above it all was Batman: The Animated Series, one of… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #82: April Fool’s Day
The Curator of Schlock #82 by Jeff Shuster April Fool’s Day Pranks can kill, kids! I have to admit, I didn’t care for these slasher movies when I first started watching them. It’s kind of like your first beer. You not only get used to it, but eventually life doesn’t seem as good without it.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #81: Leprechaun 2
The Curator of Schlock #81 by Jeff Shuster Leprechaun 2: The Legend of Funkswittle’s Golden Lox Another Leprechaun movie. Yay. Yeah, I know St. Patrick’s Day was a couple of days ago, but it’s a Leprechaun movie so I’m not going to lose any sleep over this. The only Leprechaun movie I care about is… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #80: Friday the 13th, Part 2
The Curator of Schlock #80 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th Part 2 They made a sequel!!!??? It seems like it was only a month ago when reviewed the first Friday the 13th movie. Oh. Two Friday the 13ths in one year? That can’t be good. Oh. Wait. There are three Friday the 13ths this year? 2015 is going to be a disaster! I’m… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #79: Happy Birthday to Me
The Curator of Schlock #79 by Jeff Shuster Happy Birthday to Me No. No. It’s not my birthday. Happy Birthday to Me is this week’s featured exhibit in the Museum of Schlock. With another impending Friday the 13th, I’ve decided to review slasher movies all month. I guess I’m going for a holiday theme so… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #78: Harry Brown
The Curator of Schlock #78 by Jeff Shuster Michael Caine is Harry Brown Michael Caine is ABOVE THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vigilante Month: International Edition continues with a trip to merry old England, only old England ain’t so merry. It seems like a bunch of hoodlums have taken over the city streets and there’s nothing the coppers… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #77: Street Law
The Curator of Schlock #77 by Jeff Shuster Street Law Franco Nero is ABOVE THE LAW!!! Okay. Back to Vigilante Month: International Edition. This week our journey around the world brings us to Italy, a country that was plagued with more street crime in the 1970s than New York City, if the cinema has anything… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #76: Friday the 13th
The Curator of Schlock #76 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th (Yeah, this was inevitable) There was some fine print I neglected to look at when I took this job as Curator of Schlock. Any movie reviewed on Friday the 13th must be a Friday the 13th movie or I will be summarily fired, forced… Continue reading
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