The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #75: Above the Law
The Curator of Schlock #75 by Jeff Shuster Above the Law Yuen Biao is ABOVE THE LAW! It’s high time we had another vigilante month. Why? Because I like seeing low-life scumballs get what’s coming to them, and so do you! We’re going to do something a little different. You guessed right, it’s Vigilante Month:… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #74: Zapped!
The Curator of Schlock #74 by Jeff Shuster Zapped! Placing an exclamation point in your title really makes it stand out! Your Curator of Schlock has long had the wish for a Chucky vs. Leprechaun movie. Another dream of mine is to one day see a Scanners vs. Highlanders movie. Oooh. Maybe the movie could… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #73: Scanners 3
The Curator of Schlock #73 by Jeff Shuster Scanners III: The Takeover Everybody wants to rule the world, but only Liliana Komorowska deserves to! If Scanners 3: The Takeover isn’t schlock then I don’t know what schlock is. I know what you want to know. Does this movie feature exploding heads? Yes, it does, but… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #72: Scanners II
The Curator of Schlock #72 by Jeff Shuster Scanners II: The New Order (Same as the Old Order) I have it on good authority that David Cronenberg refuses to give his blessing on a Scanners remake. This leads me to the inevitable conclusion that he must have approved the Scanners sequels. Oh yeah. I bet… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #71: Scanners
The Curator of Schlock #71 by Jeff Shuster Scanners Now with More Asterisks! It’s New Year’s Day and I’m trying to think of something significant to say about the movie Scanners. Actually, it’s technically the day after New Year’s day, if you want to get technical. I think it’s almost 2 A.M. and I have… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #70: The Muppet Christmas Carol (Redux)
The Curator of Schlock #70 by Jeff Shuster The Muppet Christmas Carol (Redux) Yeah, I’m revisiting the movie! Okay. I’ll admit I can be a bit of an ogre when it comes to my own personal taste. We all have our Christmas Carols. I grew up with Scrooge the Musical, the one with Albert Finney.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #69: The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Curator of Schlock #69 by Jeffrey Shuster The Muppet Christmas Carol Michael Caine Returns to The Museum of Schlock We’ve gone a whole year without a Michael Caine movie present in The Museum of Schlock. He plays Ebenezer Scrooge in 1992’s The Muppet Christmas Carol from director Brian Henson. So yeah, it’s Muppets and Michael Caine… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #68: A Bionic Christmas Carol
The Curator of Schlock #68 by Jeffrey Shuster A Bionic Christmas Carol Steve Austin vs Ray Walston I’ve got a problem with mustaches. I admit it. I don’t like it when they curl up into the nostril, fusing with the nose hair like Jauquin Phoenix’s in Her, but I also don’t like the kind that… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #67: Scrooge
The Curator of Schlock #67 by Jeffrey Shuster Scrooge Albert Finney is the only Ebenezer Scrooge you’ll ever need! I think it’s the movies we watch as children that have the greatest influence on us. While I must have watched Star Wars about a hundred times between my 4th and 5th birthday, it wasn’t the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #66: C.H.U.D.
The Curator of Schlock #66 by Jeffrey Shuster C.H.U.D. The C stands for cannibalistic! Hey, it’s your Curator of Schlock once again wishing you a Happy Turkey Day! Another year has passed since my last Thanksgiving review, and cannibalism still has yet to enter the mainstream. Flesh eaters are still marginalized by our judgmental American… Continue reading
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