The Lists
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The Lists #7: 10 Reasons Being on a Cruise Feels Exactly Like an Episode of The Twilight Zone
The Lists #7 by Jessica Cabot 10 Reasons Being on a Cruise Feels Exactly Like an Episode of The Twilight Zone No Internet or cell reception. Thomas Kincaid is considered “fine art.” Infinite Fall-of-the-Roman-Empire-style buffets. The youngest passenger except you is 60. All of the passengers are American. No one on the staff is American Continue reading
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The Lists #6: Upcoming Offerings from The Terrible Channel™
The Lists #6 as told to John King Upcoming Offerings from MAGIC MONKEY’S PUMPKIN HOUR (In 3-D) When Magic Monkey polishes its pumpkin, the stem spits out seeds that are diamonds, that each contain a glistening parable starring medieval Japanese babies. Dubbed into Icelandic from the Original Japanese. COMPETITIVE EATING TODAY Track the calories of Continue reading
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The Lists #5: Warning Labels that Could Have Helped My College GPA
The Lists #5 by Chelsey Clammer 10 Warning Labels that Could Have Helped My College GPA On Cocaine: Not to be used while editing papers that are beyond the assigned page limit. On Physical Education Requirement: Not to be taken before 1pm. On Alcohol: Contents do not increase fluency in Spanish. On Marijuana: Refrain from use Continue reading
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The Lists #4: Seven Ways to Tell You’re in a Paul Verhoeven Film
The Lists #4 by Clinton Crockett Peters Seven Ways to Tell You’re in a Paul Verhoeven Film 1: You take your shirt off and aren’t wearing a bra. You also smile during a co-ed shower. 2: You’re Kevin Bacon. As soon as you turn invisible, you go right for the breast of the woman you hate. Continue reading
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The Lists #3: Likely Kanye West Masturbatory Fantasies
The Lists #3 by Dan Lauer Likely Kanye West Masturbatory Fantasies That blonde girl. The singer. He can’t remember her name. But just before he finishes she interrupts, but keeps promising she’ll let him finish. A pornographic parody of A Room With A View starring the original cast of Night Court. Particularly John Larroquette. The Continue reading
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The Lists #2: Ten Rules for Revising Fiction by David Madden, and Reasons Why I Don’t Always Follow Them
The Lists #2 by Kevin Bray Ten Rules for Revising Fiction by David Madden (and Why I Don’t Always Follow Them) “Is your style overloaded with archaic or Latinate verbs?” Yes. They irradiate my paragraphs with evidence of my intellectual coruscation and I know editors reject me because they are jealous of my erudition. “Have Continue reading
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The Lists #1: Forthcoming Films in the Die Hard Franchise
The Lists #1 by John King FORTHCOMING FILMS IN THE DIE HARD FRANCHISE DIE HARD AS NAILS When his granddaughter’s hamster goes missing, John McClane must take the yakuza down. DIE HARD-TASTIC-O On a honeymoon in Cozumel with his twenty-three year old bride, John McClane must protect her from a gambling cartel that is using Continue reading
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