Horror
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The Curator of Schlock #193: The Perfume of the Lady in Black
The Curator of Schlock #193 by Jeff Shuster The Perfume of the Lady in Black It ain’t CHANEL No. 5! We’re in week four of Giallo Month here at The Museum of Schlock. Tonight’s movie is The Perfume of the Lady in Black. And it makes no sense. I watched a Fellini movie once. It featured a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #192: Crimes of the Black Cat
The Curator of Schlock #192 by Jeff Shuster Crimes of the Black Cat There should have been a clown in this one. Okay. I’ve got a beef with whoever is streaming these Italian movies on Amazon. Stop cropping the picture. I know some of these movies were shot in scope. Knock it off! HBO does this… Continue reading
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The Rogue’s Guide to Shakespeare on Film #59: Othello (1951)
59. Orson Welles’s Othello (1951) Orson Welles’s Othello opens with some weird music by Alberto Barbers and/or Angelo Francesco Lavagnino that splits the difference between a Modernist march and Gregorian chant during the funeral march of the Moor and Desdemona, with Iago brought along, caged in captivity, like some dolorous triumph. The tragic destinies are… Continue reading
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Pensive Prowler #8: Alienating the Alien
Pensive Prowler #8 by Dmetri Kakmi Alienating the Alien Let’s not mistake this for a review of Ridley Scott’s Alien Covenant. It’s more of a free-wheeling jazz improvisation on what went through my benumbed brain as I watched the vaudevillian pantomime. It’s also full of spoilers. So I recommend you read it and save your… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #179: Lust for a Vampire
The Curator of Schlock #179 by Jeff Shuster Lust for a Vampire Don’t lust after a vampire, kids! So we’re continuing Hammer Month here at The Museum of Schlock. Tonight’s entry is a vampire picture called Lust for a Vampire from director Jimmy Sangster. If memory serves, lust is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. I was taught to… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #178: The Reptile
The Curator of Schlock #178 by Jeff Shuster The Reptile Because The Amphibian just doesn’t sound as sinister. Your Curator of Schlock is back from his one month hiatus that everything to do with planning hard for the future of schlock curation and nothing to do with visiting Disney theme parks in the Orlando area.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #177: Resident Evil Retribution
The Curator of Schlock #177 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Retribution Zombie simulators and evil computers. We’re in week five of Resident Evil month and I am dead-dog tired. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Perhaps. The fact that director Paul W.S. Anderson could keep this zombie extravaganza rolling through six… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #176: Resident Evil Afterlife
The Curator of Schlock #176 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Afterlife Still no kung Fu zombies! Was it too much for Paul W.S. Anderson to cast Donnie Yen in a Resident Evil movie, have him get zombified, so we could have a kung Fu zombie fight scene with Milla Jovovich? Was that too much to ask? We’re… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #175: Resident Evil Extinction
The Curator of Schlock #175 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Extinction It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. It would seem that the zombie apocalypse that I thought was averted at the end of Resident Evil: Apocalypse is in full swing at the beginning of Resident Evil: Extinction. The evil Umbrella… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #174: Resident Evil Apocalypse
The Curator of Schlock #174 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Apocalypse More zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovovich! Yeah, you heard right. Resident Evil month continues here at the Museum of Schlock, this time with more zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovavich. Two out of three ain’t bad. Of course, I am… Continue reading
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