The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #309: Galaxina
The Curator of Schlock #309 by Jeff Shuster Galaxina Is this worse than Casino Royale? Happy Valentine’s Day. Well, happy Valentine’s Day to everyone else, but me. Beatrice broke up with me about six months ago, complained that I didn’t have a five-year plan. I don’t even know what that means. Maybe I made her Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #308: The Shape of Things to Come
The Curator of Schlock #308 by Jeff Shuster H.G. Wells’ The Shape of Things to Come Is this a lost TV pilot? Hey nerds! That sci-fi crap is real big right now. We just wrapped up another Star Wars trilogy, Jean-Luc Picard is back in the saddle, and Doctor Who is as nonsensical as ever. You geeks must be Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #308: The Stuff
The Curator of Schlock #308 by Jeff Shuster The Stuff You are what you eat. I finally got around to trying Popeye’s chicken sandwich. For those of you living overseas, the Popeye’s chicken sandwich was a bit of a phenomenon over here in the United States. It’s a good chicken sandwich, but nothing worth crashing Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #307: The Brood
The Curator of Schlock #307 by Jeff Shuster The Brood Seriously, what is wrong with David Cronenberg? Criterion DVDs are weird. They have weird special features. On my DVD for David Cronenberg’s The Brood, we have an interview with Oliver Reed on The Merv Griffin Show from 1980. Other guests include Orson Welles and, naturally, Charo. Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #306: Rabid
The Curator of Schlock #306 by Jeff Shuster Rabid David Cronenberg ain’t right. I’ve got nothing profound to say about anything at the moment. I’m cranky. I’m wishing I could time travel back to 1997. I miss my Nintendo 64, my bubbled out CRT TV, and a new X-Files to look forward to on Friday Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #305: It’s Alive
The Curator of Schlock #305 by Jeff Shuster It’s Alive There’s only one thing wrong with the Davis baby: it’s alive. How ‘bout that Babu Frik? Okay. I’ve got nothing to talk about. It’s a new year and a new decade and why do I get the feeling that this decade will not be as Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #304: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
The Curator of Schlock #304 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker It’s Pinocchio. Merry Christmas everyone! Here we are on Week 4 of Silent Night, Deadly Night month here at The Museum of Schlock. I didn’t think I’d make it this far. Nothing puts a damper on the holidays like psychotic Santas, Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #302: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3
The Curator of Schlock #302 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! Is that supposed to be funny? The main character is blind! Is gooseberry pie any good? I have never tried it. In fact, I’ve never seen it sold anywhere. Not even on a restaurant menu. I’m beginning to think Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #301: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
The Curator of Schlock #301 by Jeff Shuster Silent Night, Deadly Nigh Part 2 It’s not the most wonderful time of the year! When you’re written three hundred blogs about movies, you tend to forget what you’ve covered. For instance, you would think in the six years I’ve been doing this that I would have Continue reading
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