The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #202: Robocop 2
The Curator of Schlock #202 by Jeff Shuster Robocop 2 Sequelitis isn’t such a bad thing. I don’t know what to say. I’m a bit tuckered out this week. Was tuckered out last week too. It’s been a long year, but it’s coming to an end. I still have yet to review a movie starring… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #201: The Wicker Man
The Curator of Schlock #201 by Jeff Shuster The Wicker Man (I thought Christopher Lee was in this one.) Blog 201. Only 99 more to go before I get to 300. Only 700 more after that until I get to 1,000. I will be the world authority on schlock if I have to lie, cheat,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #200: The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake
The Curator of Schlock #200 by Jeff Shuster The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake How come he gets four skulls and I only get one? Whoah! 200 blogs. What a long, strange trip it’s been. I remember when John King first approached me on writing this weekly column. We had arranged a deal. If I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #199: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
The Curator of Schlock #199 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Let’s just get this over with. Sigh. It’s Friday the 13th so I have to cover another Friday the 13th movie. I guess it’s a horror movie so it fits in with this month’s theme. This one is 1984’s Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #198: One Dark Night
The Curator of Schlock #198 by Jeff Shuster One Dark Night One dark night all by yourself in a mausoleum with a psychic vampire! It’s that time of year again! Time for your Curator of Schlock to transform into the Curator of Shock! It’s a full month of super scary movies! So get ready boys… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #197: The Magnetic Monster
The Curator of Schlock #197 by Jeff Shuster The Magnetic Monster Master of Magnet This just in! This just in! New photos have surfaced from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. From these photos, we can now assess full plot of Episode VIII. This will be a science fiction adaptation of the riveting BBC series, Call… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #196: Island of Terror
The Curator of Schlock #196 by Jeff Shuster Island of Terror Why don’t more movies put “terror” in the title? Hi all. I don’t typically cuss on this blog. We try to keep things clean down here at the Museum of Schlock. But it looks like Disney decided to give me the proverbial kick to… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #195: Life
The Curator of Schlock #195 by Jeff Shuster Life More like death, lots and lots of death. Welcome to week two of the Museum of Schlock’s Relativity Series, a range of exhibits that dare to ask what’s really out there. Each year Hollywood gives us some inspirational movie about NASA. Whether it’s Gravity, Interstellar, The… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #194: The Earth Dies Screaming
The Curator of Schlock #194 by Jeff Shuster The Earth Dies Screaming I guess this one doesn’t have a happy ending. I was at the Orlando Science Center a couple weeks back. While I busied myself with building a tall Popsicle stick tower, I tried selling a couple of visiting school children on The Museum… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #193: The Perfume of the Lady in Black
The Curator of Schlock #193 by Jeff Shuster The Perfume of the Lady in Black It ain’t CHANEL No. 5! We’re in week four of Giallo Month here at The Museum of Schlock. Tonight’s movie is The Perfume of the Lady in Black. And it makes no sense. I watched a Fellini movie once. It featured a… Continue reading
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