The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #182: Killer Cop
The Curator of Schlock #182 by Jeff Shuster Killer Cop La polizia ha le mani legate. Poliziotteschi is an Italian film genre revolving around crime. This particular film genre is new to me. That’s a good thing. The great thing about movies is that one can always uncover forgotten gems from decades past. Not only can… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #181: The Vengeance of She
The Curator of Schlock #181 by Jeff Shuster The Vengeance of She Yes, revenge is a good thing. One thing you may notice on this blog is how few comments are left by my massive readership. I know it’s due to the fact that my brilliant commentary intimidates them. Still, Kurt Stefan left a comment… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #180: She
The Curator of Schlock #180 by Jeff Shuster She Simple. Beautiful. Classic. Ever get invited to a friend’s birthday party and you don’t know any of the guests? It’s awkward. You don’t get the in jokes. You don’t want to hog your friend because he has other guests to attend so you strike up a… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #179: Lust for a Vampire
The Curator of Schlock #179 by Jeff Shuster Lust for a Vampire Don’t lust after a vampire, kids! So we’re continuing Hammer Month here at The Museum of Schlock. Tonight’s entry is a vampire picture called Lust for a Vampire from director Jimmy Sangster. If memory serves, lust is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. I was taught to… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #178: The Reptile
The Curator of Schlock #178 by Jeff Shuster The Reptile Because The Amphibian just doesn’t sound as sinister. Your Curator of Schlock is back from his one month hiatus that everything to do with planning hard for the future of schlock curation and nothing to do with visiting Disney theme parks in the Orlando area.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #177: Resident Evil Retribution
The Curator of Schlock #177 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Retribution Zombie simulators and evil computers. We’re in week five of Resident Evil month and I am dead-dog tired. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Perhaps. The fact that director Paul W.S. Anderson could keep this zombie extravaganza rolling through six… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #176: Resident Evil Afterlife
The Curator of Schlock #176 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Afterlife Still no kung Fu zombies! Was it too much for Paul W.S. Anderson to cast Donnie Yen in a Resident Evil movie, have him get zombified, so we could have a kung Fu zombie fight scene with Milla Jovovich? Was that too much to ask? We’re… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #175: Resident Evil Extinction
The Curator of Schlock #175 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Extinction It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. It would seem that the zombie apocalypse that I thought was averted at the end of Resident Evil: Apocalypse is in full swing at the beginning of Resident Evil: Extinction. The evil Umbrella… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #174: Resident Evil Apocalypse
The Curator of Schlock #174 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Apocalypse More zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovovich! Yeah, you heard right. Resident Evil month continues here at the Museum of Schlock, this time with more zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovavich. Two out of three ain’t bad. Of course, I am… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #173: Resident Evil
Resident Evil Why? Because this blog needs more zombies! So it became apparent to me upon watching the trailer for The Zookeeper’s Wife that the film is actually about the Nazis invading Poland. Who knew? I hope the movie ends with the zookeeper’s wife leading an army leopards, baboons, and giraffes against the occupying army. That would… Continue reading
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